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  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Mine is about evenly spread between energy, tech, mining, and financial stocks with about 10% in BRK.B. With a growth of 11.76% over the last year. The top 3 performers which I currently hold have been Tesla, Northrop Grumman, and Bershire Hathaway. If you have investments what are they and how have they performed?
  2. #2
    troon Tuskegee Airman
    Terra, hedged with Luna and Wrapped Luna (just to be safe). The rest invested in pallets of tinned skipjack tuna to hedge against inflation.
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Mine is so far up my ass I don't know if it's day or night.
    I just want it to stop!
    I would rather have monkey pox at this point.
    Down almost 100k fuck me with a spoon sideways.
  4. #4
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Mine is so far up my ass I don't know if it's day or night.
    I just want it to stop!
    I would rather have monkey pox at this point.
    Down almost 100k fuck me with a spoon sideways.

    What are you invested in? Are you talking about your 401?
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    GNUS
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    I have some random stocks $200 worth, all of them losing money and about $2k in crypto
  7. #7
    invest everthering in zebrea mexican weed
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Telsa, Northrop and Berkshire are pretty safe and predictable. Crazy those are the biggest gainers for u tho.

    I've got a couple investments not totalling much. I like my moolah fluid nahmean. I've got a bunch of catalyst converters too, what u kno bout palladium?
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    GNUS gained almost 8% upon opening this morning. I tried to tell you guys...
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo Telsa, Northrop and Berkshire are pretty safe and predictable. Crazy those are the biggest gainers for u tho.

    I've got a couple investments not totalling much. I like my moolah fluid nahmean. I've got a bunch of catalyst converters too, what u kno bout palladium?

    PALDF
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker GNUS gained almost 8% upon opening this morning. I tried to tell you guys…

    whats a gnus pronounced NOOSE
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Mine is about evenly spread between energy, tech, mining, and financial stocks with about 10% in BRK.B. With a growth of 11.76% over the last year. The top 3 performers which I currently hold have been Tesla, Northrop Grumman, and Bershire Hathaway. If you have investments what are they and how have they performed?

    rent seeking is the lowest form of capitalism.

    you ought to hang your head in shame.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny rent seeking is the lowest form of capitalism.

    you ought to hang your head in shame.

    tldr
  14. #14
    Bradley victim of incest
    No.
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    PALL

    SPPP
  16. #16
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny rent seeking is the lowest form of capitalism.

    you ought to hang your head in shame.

    You can't even afford coffee beans slant eyes
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What are you invested in? Are you talking about your 401?

    Ya 401k I just have to ride it out.
    My "Adviser" actually said it's a good time to put even more money in LOL.
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya 401k I just have to ride it out.
    My "Adviser" actually said it's a good time to put even more money in LOL.

    I'm not a fan of managed funds
  19. #19
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich You can't even afford coffee beans slant eyes

    due to shameless rent seekers like you.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not a fan of man-aged funds

    i kno.

    you hate everything with manly man in it.
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