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I just paid of Chell's couch!

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Took me a year and a half to pay off that fucking cushion.
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    u no that biker has totally disrespected that couch
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  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Paying it off means I don't ever have to go back to that damn site and think about it again.
    Also, it frees up that line of credit so I can go purchase one of those adjustable beds.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    So you're double cuck kissing a woman while her husbands cum is still coating her mouth, raising their kid for free (actually paying to raise their kid and pay off their mortgage)

    And you're paying off your ex girlfriends furniture

    Modern American women folx
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  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    ROFL U FINANCED A COUCH?
  6. #6
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Ghost So you're double cuck kissing a woman while her husbands cum is still coating her mouth, raising their kid for free (actually paying to raise their kid and pay off their mortgage)

    And you're paying off your ex girlfriends furniture

    Modern American women folx



    Originally posted by RIPtotse ROFL U FINANCED A COUCH?

    Fona this is kinda pathetic. You have to do cash advances, went from supporting one single mom to another the moment 1 stopped giving you pussy and 1 started. You were paying a couch that your ex has been getting stretched out on for two years while you suffer and break yourself in order to pay for someone elses kid.

    Having reached fiancial freedom from this upholstered burden, the first thing you, a dumbfuck, thinks to do is to use the line of credit on more retarded consumerism.

    Have you ever considered growing up?
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  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    First of all you need to slap both those bitches and tell them it ain't gonna suck itself
  8. #8
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Took me a year and a half to pay off that fucking cushion.

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