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I JUST GOT APPROVED FOR A NEW CREDIT CARD!!! $$$$$$$

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    $1500 line of credit.
    5% cash back for the first $5000
    1% cash back after $5000
    Only a $99 annual fee.
    Fuck yeah boy.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    accelerate
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    On my way home one night I stopped at a hot bar to have a drink. I sat at the bar in my suit and just wanted to u wind. A fellow on the other end of the bar started talking to me. I politely told him I had had a long day and wasn't in the mood to socialize. The guy, also in a suit, would not give up. Then he moved to sit beside me and I said again that I had no desire to chat with him. I tried to ignore him but he just kept talking. I was about to leave when this big long haired biker in his leathers came from the other side of the bar and put his arm around me and said to the suit…. “My wife would like to be left alone so please F. Off.” The guy practically jumped off his stool! The biker sat down, I bought him a beer and he walked me to my car. Nice guy.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by A College Professor On my way home one night I stopped at a hot bar to have a drink. I sat at the bar in my suit and just wanted to u wind. A fellow on the other end of the bar started talking to me. I politely told him I had had a long day and wasn't in the mood to socialize. The guy, also in a suit, would not give up. Then he moved to sit beside me and I said again that I had no desire to chat with him. I tried to ignore him but he just kept talking. I was about to leave when this big long haired biker in his leathers came from the other side of the bar and put his arm around me and said to the suit…. “My wife would like to be left alone so please F. Off.” The guy practically jumped off his stool! The biker sat down, I bought him a beer and he walked me to my car. Nice guy.

    Im using this at work when asked about my weekend.
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I hope it is here in time for vacation.
    :)

    Imma impress Dolly with my American Express.
  6. #6
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    $1500 limit and $100 a year. How poor are you dude?
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I never had a credit card,, and never will.
    I need 2500 bucks to pay off all my bills for the rest of the year, except for food gas and electric
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  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked $1500 limit and $100 a year. How poor are you dude?

    Eh...
    I'm pretty far behind where I should be thanks to 100% not giving a fuck for a very long time.
    Anyways, the cash back will pay for itself.
    I'm working toward one of those good cards that suits swipe.
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    is Dolly the mom from Little People Big World?

    Fona stop buying shit with credit, you're getting fucked over and going to be perpetually poor. If you can't afford it, don't get it.
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  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    u didn't have a father did you?
  11. #11
    troon Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley If you can't afford it, don't get it.

    even if yu can afford it, probably not worth getting either.
  12. #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fona u r the worst with money ive ever seen.


    Have you ever considered NOT using credit and living WITHIN your means and SAVE money?

    Is everyone from ohio this money illiterate?
  13. #13
    Kafka motherfucker
    I didn’t pay off my credit cards from years ago. They were under different names. Idk if there’s some hell waiting for me because I haven’t heard from them.
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Step 1 sign up for credit card

    Step 2 max it out

    Step 3 rdtain a lawyer snd inform them you signed that under durress and have no intention of paying back and also have many mental health diagnoses

    Step 4 never worry about the bills again
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Step 1 sign up for credit card

    Step 2 max it out

    Step 3 retain a lawyer snd inform them you signed that under durress and have no intention of paying back and also have many mental health diagnoses

    Step 4 never worry about the bills again
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wow wtf i changed 1 letter before the page loaded and double post lawl
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    Kafka motherfucker
    I changed my name legally twice.
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    Kafka motherfucker
    I kinda miss being a broke druggie, things were more fun.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    For some reason that doesnt suprise me

    Id change my name but my name ooozes coolness and it would just make me less cool if i did so
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    Kafka motherfucker
    Originally posted by RIPtotse For some reason that doesnt suprise me

    Id change my name but my name ooozes coolness and it would just make me less cool if i did so

    I do like my birthname but I wanted to leave the past behind, don’t want people finding me on fb.
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