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  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    Fish Tostada.

    Get you a pack of tostadas, two packs of jalapeno flavored sunkist tuna creations, and a small thing of coleslaw, bam, top that shit with lime if ur feeling saucey and you got a baller ass meal for under 8 bucks, including a steely.
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  2. #2
    blaster master victim of incest
    Beer & Chips.

    Get a bag of chips and a 24 oz beer.

    Smoke a couple cigs.
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Fuck that sounds pretty delicious
  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    1 avocado i found in a tree I was hiding in
    + 1 ramen noodle
    + Pepper packets
    +1 Lemon someone gave me cuz it was brown on one side (inside is OK)
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    Dinner
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley 1 avocado i found in a tree I was hiding in
    + 1 ramen noodle
    + Pepper packets
    +1 Lemon someone gave me cuz it was brown on one side (inside is OK)
    ________________________________
    Dinner

    Don't forget the dick you'll suck for desert.
  6. #6
    Bradley victim of incest
    wow good one, you play children's video games, want to merry any woman who sleeps with you and need cash advance loans because you can't budget properly

    You bringing up my sexuality over and over again is a childish attempt to deflect from your loser lifestyle and limited development.
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  7. #7
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Trader Joe's frozen channa masala, power greens, white rice, home made sour kraut or other home made pickled vegetables.
  8. #8
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Incessant Trader Joe's frozen channa masala, power greens, white rice, home made sour kraut or other home made pickled vegetables.

    omg they never have the palak paneer anymore
  9. #9
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor omg they never have the palak paneer anymore

    Actually yeah they don't. My broke meal with that one is you make glass noodles and mix the palek paneer with it.
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Buy chuck roasts freeze them and thaw as needed. Eat steak everday, steak tacos, philly cheesesteaks...u cant have enough steak.


    Also buy family pack porksteaks and do the same.
  11. #11
    Kafka African Astronaut
    Boil baby potatoes, fry bacon lardons/peppers w red onion and garlic, mixed herbs. Fishcake, rice with peas, curry sauce, lemon juice. Plainest thing is a bread baton with chicken liver and garlic pate. Puttanesca but I use different things in it all the time. Roasting vegetables with salmon. Omelette.
  12. #12
    Bradley victim of incest
    I wish my mom and dad supported me at 30 ^
  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    banana, low fat peanut butter, tortilla, gonna microwave it and top with a couple crushed up vanilla wafers
  14. #14
    Many churches have days where they give food away for free, donated by local stores etc. Just find out which churches on which days are giving away free grub and never have to buy groceries again...you're welcome.

    ETA: Pro tip: Dress down when you go, sometimes they keep the special stuff in the back for really needy looking people
  15. #15
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    last night I had rice and tunafish,, prices are out of hand tho, a pound of tuna fish was 25 bucks, it was so good I wanna move to the coast so I can catch em myself
  16. #16
    troon Tuskegee Airman
    Bacon pasta in a creamy mustard sauce - cooking bacon (end cuts) grilled and chopped small, sauce made from onions fried with mixed herbs and powdered garlic, then add cream and some wholegrain mustard. Mix all together with a tin of sweetcorn.

    I can make a big pot of that for like £5
  17. #17
    Damn you are some broke ass niggers.
  18. #18
    troon Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Damn you are some broke ass niggers.

    I also recently made Moules Marinières and Lobster served with a crusty baguette, you fucking pleb. Honestly, I don't believe you're a real Earl.
  19. #19
    Bradley victim of incest
    crack sammich
  20. #20
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    eating various beans and vegetables straight from the can and having a lot of trash lying around
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