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Anyone here live in Orlando?

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm going next week if I don't get COVID before the flight.

    I wanna go to the beach but I hear that's far from Orlando. Anyone wanna drive me?
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    No i dont
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I'll drive us off the cliff into the sweet sweet release of death
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I live in Miami. A lot better.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i live in orlando you can stay in my cats room
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor i live in orlando you can stay in my cats room

    Har har, I'm not going now. I have COVID
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Incessant Har har, I'm not going now. I have COVID

    😱 OMG. Weel leave th lite on for you
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    Bradley Florida Man
    We'll leave the light off for you.
  9. #9
    No I don't.

    let me know though if you want to go to Galveston Beach and swim in the gulf of Mexico, i'll get the 50 gallon drum ready.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No but I've been there when I was 8 or so basically yes I live there. Oh wait nevermind I'm thinking of Kissimmee but I think we did go to Orlando for an afternoon as I vaguely remember going to Sea World to serve a youthful porpoise.

    I also remember I was too scared to go on The ToWeR oF tErRoR at MGM studios which I definitely regret on a near daily basis but that has nothing to do with anything I'm just reminiscing now.

    There was this place called Old Town by our hotel with an old timey atmosphere and little shops and amusement rides. And a seafood restaurant with manatees painted on the bathroom stalls. <3
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    Originally posted by mmQ There was this place called Old Town by our hotel with an old timey atmosphere and little shops and amusement rides. And a seafood restaurant with manatees painted on the bathroom stalls. <3

    There's a place here in the Houston metropolitan area a few mins from where I live called Old Town Spring...I think renaming it to "Olde Towne Spring" would make it so much better

    https://oldtownspringshopping.com/
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna come to Miami?
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    I heard boynton beach is the happenin place
  14. #14
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Wanna come to Miami?

    No thanks I'm prolly going to Cali now at the end of August
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wow. What a disappointment.
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