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Maybe I'll just settle on a poor person's car.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Something cheap and basic like a Jaguar or whatever the black kid's are driving these days.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Ah yes the old car settlers of old you wake up in the morning and they have an entire tent pitched on top of your car and use the hood as a bacon and egg grittle

    and then they replace the steering wheels with hay bales and the axles and pistons with tree branches and next thing you know you are trying to start a birds nest and when the "hollow stump" engine turns over you hear a squack and a bunch of birds fly out and the radio is just a bird trapped in a wicker basket that starts singing (like a car radio)

    and you need a horse to pull it
  3. #3
    Bradley victim of incest
    exactly what you deserve being such a retarded spender of below poverty level income
  4. #4
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    honda civic, late 90s or mid 00s at latest. And a manual trans. Cheap as fuck parts cuz chinks labor cost is nothing
  5. #5
    I used to swear by manual transmission...then about 2006 I was having a hard time finding one in the model I wanted here in Tejas so caved and bought an automatic...I'd never go back to a manual now...I love "lazy mode".

    Now even when I go back to England and rent a car I always get an automatic. Over there manuals are the primary vehicle of choice and it costs me $100 extra on the rental to get the automatic.
  6. #6
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    The only time a manual doesnt have an advantage is in serious drag racing or in traffic
  7. #7
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting or in traffic

    so like, all the time then
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  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Dude.


    Totoya...lexus..honda..acura


    Stop buying shit cars.


    Like wtf a jaguar r u serious.??? Roflmao
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    What about a nice pick up truck
  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    what about a smart car to equal everything out
  11. #11
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rape Monster so like, all the time then

    I guess if you live in the city
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley what about a smart car to equal everything out

    Have you evet driven one of those rolling coffins?
  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    found out in miami they give disalbed people what's called a gold pass or some shit, you get free metro rail train usage, free buses, some other free shit, but basically the train goes everywhere in miami every half hour and from the train entrances/exits you walk 60 feet to a bus stop and can get and go anywhere.

    I am reallyhappy I won't need a car to survive/get anywhere/feel successful for the first time in my life.
  14. #14
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Have you evet driven one of those rolling coffins?

    No. I've only ever driven kinda par level cars in the 2,000-12,000$ range. The nice cars I've been in I don't really recall much about because I'm not much of a automobile enthusiast.
  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    MetroRail, MetroMover (like a little train car lookin thing that flies around the sky in downtown on a track at 2,000MPH), MetroBus
  16. #16
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley found out in miami they give disalbed people what's called a gold pass or some shit, you get free metro rail train usage, free buses, some other free shit, but basically the train goes everywhere in miami every half hour and from the train entrances/exits you walk 60 feet to a bus stop and can get and go anywhere.

    I am reallyhappy I won't need a car to survive/get anywhere/feel successful for the first time in my life.

    Im happy for you bradley
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley found out in miami they give disalbed people what's called a gold pass or some shit, you get free metro rail train usage, free buses, some other free shit, but basically the train goes everywhere in miami every half hour and from the train entrances/exits you walk 60 feet to a bus stop and can get and go anywhere.

    I am reallyhappy I won't need a car to survive/get anywhere/feel successful for the first time in my life.

    If that is your idea of success you definitely need to get on the bus.
  18. #18
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If that is your idea of success you definitely need to get on the bus.

    your idea of success is literally just sitting on a thing so whats your point fatass
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  19. #19
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by A College Professor your idea of success is literally just sitting on a thing so whats your point fatass

    sitting on wat ting
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    ur fat ass fagit
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