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Hello Everyone, I am asking for your help in directly improving our community. (Serious Thread)

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    Previously (i.e. 5-10+ years ago) we had a lot of users that discussed crimes of a theoretical nature. Personal favorites of mine were shoplifting, couponguy, explosive manufacturing, fraud, how to get the mormons to give you free housing, consumer scams and other money schemes. Also the ones that contained violence of course.

    I came to this community at 18 years old having been a lurker for about a year or so (2011). We have seen a major dip in the availability of knowledge and the inspirational theoretical advice given here. Things from such users like ShadyLady, CouponGuy, KingoftheWorld, etc majorly influenced me to become part of this shitty social club.

    I am approaching middle age (29 in two weeks) and would like to stop learning about drug distribution crimes and minor theft, I am interesting in expanding into learning the theoretical practices in white collar crimes and high fiance moves. I would be happy with anything really. Even just to see this community revived in the direction it used to be.

    I have sexually dominated the bad ideas subforum and found it to be lackluster, no one has any creative advice on what to do with someone's SSN & identity information, no one has any creative ideas on how to make money, print coupons, basically get over on the MAN or major corporations.

    I wish I could say "I would like to find a better forum where this is espoused" but for whatever reason, I don't know how to go about doing that, don't know how to really rise above my current rank, and for once I am finally sober and interested in learning complex things.

    I hope that this is read by someone or all of you and we find new interest. I have several things I could write teks or DIY guides on related to crime and coming up off of marks, but sometimes it feels as though I am talking to a soundboard which is well and good, but I need to make like 3-500k real quick.

    I encourage all members of our community to reach deeply into their pocket books and contribute meaningful texts, guides, and teach others, use throwaway accounts if necessary for you to feel secure.

    Also if anyone has any other forums that serve this sort of need, please PM them to me. I encourage all people to utilize www.privnote.com when discussing things they only want read from person to person via PM without third parties or records of such conversations.

    I have limited understanding of how to use the DARK WEBZ but am able to access Tor sites with a little bit of effort.

    Thank you for everything you have done in advancing our understanding of BAD IDEAS.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    it's not illegal to discuss a potential crime if you also discuss the laws behind it and why it's a crime then it's simply a discussion economically political in nature

    See my : "Shoplifting isn't a crime" thread for more. It's literally not a crime, it's a techological arms race that started with a young boy taking an apple from the market and the stall keeper shouting "Guards!"

    and now we have security guards that film a black man on a bicyle filling a garbage bag with medication and wheeling right through the barcode theft detectors and recorded by CCTV

    the "Shouting guards" part hasn't changed much... OR HAS IT?!??

  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Hey bradley we could start a psychic cult and attempt to do the abremlin ritual and other shit all u gotta do is devote like 18 months to hermitism and some other really important shit or the demons kill u but i think its doable.

    Clauneck agrees
  4. #4
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Lol@ 29 being middle aged
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  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah for me BI was the foundation of everything. It's why I joined the community as well. It's the only reason I ever heard of it to begin with. That being said, I haven't deeply considered any "bad ideas" as it relates to money, for quite a while. Hell I'm still of my meat raffle scam yet I never actually did it myself. I guess I'm lazy or something because I've had like 8 years to try.

    I'll think of some ideas though.
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  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    NFT crypto rugpull scams
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  7. #7
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Hello Everyone, I am asking for your help in directly improving our community.(Serious Thread)

    Threads like this are a great help…

    Shitting in the vents of establishments you don't like.

    Originally posted by Bradley Folks this is a favorite of mine and very easy to do, I recommend doing this in restaurants, but anything with a bathroom will suffice.

    What you need,
    Screwdriver
    The need to use the restroom (to shit)
    Plastic bag, I prefer to use a shopping type plastic bag, often from their establishment.

    Now what you're going to want to do is go into the bathroom, preferably a locking one, lots of small restaurants have the ones that lock, if they don't, try the "family" restaurant which is as guaranteed to lock as it is to lock as it is incestuous.

    Using the screwdriver unscrew the vent, i normally leave 1 of the screws still in, now shit in the bag, take the bag of shit in a manner where you won't have to actually touch your feces (that's fucking gross) and stuff the bag into the vent. Now if you're anything like me, you want people to know who it was, my trademark item is a steel reserve 211 can, so I wipe one off and get all the DNA and what not off that motherfucker (i wear gloves when I do most things like this)

    and fill it full of piss. Now this is the difficult part for me when I'm really drunk, piss into the can to fill it full of piss lol.

    Now shove the doodoo bag (which is traditionally inside out from shoving it in there and put the can of piss in such a manner that it will not drip and is inside the bag LOL screw that motherfucker back in, sometimes I leave 1 screw off (you'll see why soon)

    Do not cause the piss can to fall on yourself whatever you do LOL

    now when you leave teh bathroom, say thank you, I throw another empty steel reserve in the trash can infront of an employee just to spite them and so they remember WHO goes into their bathroom to chug steel reserves.

    Within a couple days they will realize they have a HORRIBLE smell of shit in the bathroom, if they don't tell them/call the manager and say it's very gross smelling in there. At some point an employee will realize that the smell is coming from the vent and proceed to find the one screw missing, when he does the third screw shit, maggots, and a full beer can of piss (no matter how long its been because it's in the plastic bag so it won't evaporate, just condense a little) will fall on their face (goal) but body and hands/arms (acceptable)

    This is one of the nastiest thing that can ever happen to anyone. Then the next morning I come in to buy two four packs of steel reserve and pretend like nothing happened, but u and I both know I mindraped that faggot who wouldn't hook me up with .17cents when I was in a pinch and told me "you not having money is not my problem at work"

    OK fuck face I'll make you some problems

    I have done this six times. For vents that open latterally I enjoy taking a gallon of whole milk, undoing the cap a small bit so it's got a slow leak and throw that shit as deep as I can into the vent and close it with screws. Sometimes I write the name of the employee that aggrieved me on the gallon jug. I have also done this in my middle school every year at graduation under the stage in the gym they had these big ass vents that kids would kick while sitting on the stage ledge and consequently vibrated the bottom screws out leaving a 20 foot gap to the air vents for that part of the school. 1 gallon of milk = lots of laughs & an outdoor 8th grade graduation. I also would drop entire trays of food in those vents whenever I felt like it.




    Thank you for your contribution to directly improving this community.
  8. #8
    bad ideas is for kids 11-16.

    after that they grow up.
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    is that when you no longer want to fornicate with them
  10. #10
    Kafka African Astronaut
    I think people are just burnt out and need to work on that.
  11. #11
    Bradley victim of incest
    I'll never get burned out of you. <3
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Bradley is that when you no longer want to fornicate with them

    not really.
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    I didn't read any of that
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Sorry I clicked
  15. #15
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Tweakers are digging into those blue USPS mail drop boxes, finding checks, making copies of the checks, writing them out to the names of people whose identity they've stolen and obtained prepaid cards for, depositing via the mobile app, and then withdrawing at an ATM.
  16. #16
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Phone Scams.
  17. #17
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Shoplifting is dying due to the homeless stealing everything and the stores locking up so many things.

    Even basic people that normally would not shoplift, are shoplifting because they know it's basically decriminalized and due to higher prices.
  18. #18
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Phone Scams.

    can you elaborate how one would get started on this or any guides?
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    the only crime OP does is being a homosexual groomer that supports pedophiles and doxxing
  20. #20
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley Previously (i.e. 5-10+ years ago) we had a lot of users that discussed crimes of a theoretical nature. Personal favorites of mine were shoplifting, couponguy, explosive manufacturing, fraud, how to get the mormons to give you free housing, consumer scams and other money schemes. Also the ones that contained violence of course.

    I came to this community at 18 years old having been a lurker for about a year or so (2011). We have seen a major dip in the availability of knowledge and the inspirational theoretical advice given here. Things from such users like ShadyLady, CouponGuy, KingoftheWorld, etc majorly influenced me to become part of this shitty social club.

    I am approaching middle age (29 in two weeks) and would like to stop learning about drug distribution crimes and minor theft, I am interesting in expanding into learning the theoretical practices in white collar crimes and high fiance moves. I would be happy with anything really. Even just to see this community revived in the direction it used to be.

    I have sexually dominated the bad ideas subforum and found it to be lackluster, no one has any creative advice on what to do with someone's SSN & identity information, no one has any creative ideas on how to make money, print coupons, basically get over on the MAN or major corporations.

    I wish I could say "I would like to find a better forum where this is espoused" but for whatever reason, I don't know how to go about doing that, don't know how to really rise above my current rank, and for once I am finally sober and interested in learning complex things.

    I hope that this is read by someone or all of you and we find new interest. I have several things I could write teks or DIY guides on related to crime and coming up off of marks, but sometimes it feels as though I am talking to a soundboard which is well and good, but I need to make like 3-500k real quick.

    I encourage all members of our community to reach deeply into their pocket books and contribute meaningful texts, guides, and teach others, use throwaway accounts if necessary for you to feel secure.

    Also if anyone has any other forums that serve this sort of need, please PM them to me. I encourage all people to utilize www.privnote.com when discussing things they only want read from person to person via PM without third parties or records of such conversations.

    I have limited understanding of how to use the DARK WEBZ but am able to access Tor sites with a little bit of effort.

    Thank you for everything you have done in advancing our understanding of BAD IDEAS.

    Dont mess with peoples personal information you fucking jackass. Fuck with large corporations that deserve it.
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