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Why I have no class: I think the $5000 one sounds best

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    Donald Trump Dark Matter
  2. #2
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]


    Can someone tell the story about k r o z picking up the kitchen appliance for his boss and it smashing into the wall and his boss telling him he has to pay to repair the wall. Which absolutely was NOT going to happen

    it just goes to show you these maggot cocksuckers want to find someone to walk all over...... parasites.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]


    talk shit get your wig split
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    Ghost Black Hole
    boy id like to throw a fuck into her, i would play with that clit like a stradivarius
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    Imagine giving a shit about a cello
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I would pretend to give a shit about any of her interests for taste of her stradivarius
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    troon African Astronaut
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    Originally posted by Ghost I would pretend to give a shit about any of her interests for taste of her stradivarius

    *his

    It's another ladyboi..all those asian ones are ladybois...Asian females don't actually exist, that's why their population is dropping dramatically.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    oh well in that case I bet she has quite the large stradivarius between her legs and is looking for someone to tune it
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *his

    It's another ladyboi..all those asian ones are ladybois…Asian females don't actually exist, that's why their population is dropping dramatically.

    thsnks.

    we know know what transpires at the asian spa you frequent.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    stupid question.

    all musical instrument sounds different, including cello.

    the right question is whether a million dollar cello sounds better than a 5k cello.
  12. #12
    troon African Astronaut
    a 5k cello will get like a few hundred bucks spent maintaining it. a million dollar cello will get the most autistic purist to set the string tension, the action, the intonation, probably using oscilloscopes and micrometer tooling.

    it's all pretentious bullshit.
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    Originally posted by troon a 5k cello will get like a few hundred bucks spent maintaining it. a million dollar cello will get the most autistic purist to set the string tension, the action, the intonation, probably using oscilloscopes and micrometer tooling.

    it's all pretentious bullshit.

    how you now
  14. #14
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how you now

    all stringed instruments have essentially the same requirements in order to sound good over the whole fret board. the closer you get to the sweet spots for the instrument, the more perfect it will sound across its range of notes. that takes time and skill, which you can afford more of for something you'll sell for a million bucks.
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    Bradley Black Hole
    hey troony wanna set my string tension
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley hey troony wanna set my string tension

    your string is always tense. you wanna play my hairy banjo?
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    I had an audiophile friend back in England who spent like $30 PER METER on speaker wire/cable. He had me come around his house when he'd got everything wired up and said "JUST LISTEN TO THE DIFFERENCE IN QUALITY!" (while playing bananarama or some shit).

    I said it sounded no fucking different, he got offended (probably because he's spent hundreds of quids on cabling and felt obligated to himself to notice a difference)
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    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon your string is always tense. you wanna play my hairy banjo?

    I wanna make you happy so yeah
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    Can someone tell the story about k r o z picking up the kitchen appliance for his boss and it smashing into the wall and his boss telling him he has to pay to repair the wall. Which absolutely was NOT going to happen

    it just goes to show you these maggot cocksuckers want to find someone to walk all over…… parasites.

    You just told it


  20. #20
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    Can someone tell the story about k r o z picking up the kitchen appliance for his boss and it smashing into the wall and his boss telling him he has to pay to repair the wall. Which absolutely was NOT going to happen

    it just goes to show you these maggot cocksuckers want to find someone to walk all over…… parasites.

    If he was still alive I'd definitely get him to work at my solar panel company
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