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Found my new... 🚐VAN!😁

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]





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    1984 GMV Vandura 2500

    Odometer reads 41702 but exceeds mechanical limits. Actual mileage probably 241702???. Runs and drives well but a little loud. Needs new exhaust pipe. Has always been reliable the few years that I've had the pleasure to own. Passenger running step comes with it but needs rehung if desired. The driver side window needs assistance going up. If you let sit for more than 2-3 weeks without running or disconnecting battery it may need a jumpstart due to a slow loss somewhere. Ready for camping or towing a trailer. As is. $850 obo

    Give me ONE reason why this isn't the BEST IDEA EVERπŸ…πŸŽ‰πŸŽ°πŸ’΅πŸ“‘
  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    850 fuck yah looks awesome ive always wanted a van like that but honestly almost 300k miles means its prolly gonna croak soon
  3. #3
    That's a cool van, you can live in it when shit hits the fan. You can always buy a refurb engine for it if it's shot...and $800 isn't bad for a place to live.
  4. #4
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Offer him 700
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  5. #5
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    buy that n take camping adventures wid it, u can have alot of content for ur youtubes plus those fuckers are easy to work on with the clam shell around the engine that comes off in the cab. u can even change spark plugs or adjust carburetor while driving down the road sitting in ur comfy seat
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  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Looks like fun.
    Put a backup cam in it that would be sweet.
    The only thing about vans that I don't like is that you can't see shit behind you.
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Does the a/c work?
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Those old odometers were fun it was fun watching them go back zero.
    Just goes to show how much faith car companies had in there products back then.
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Messaged with the guy this morning. I'm waiting on an address.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    I bet you could get it from him for 40% of the bluebook value worth of cocaine
  11. #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    He is letting some douche bag come look at it now and said he will hold it for me if that guy passes on it.
    Now one in their right mind would pass on such a van.
  12. #12
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    You could kidnap so many people in that
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm so bummed right now that some jack ass is probably going to buy that van before I even get to look at it.
  14. #14
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Offer him extra money to tell the guy no.
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  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm so bummed right now that some jack ass is probably going to buy that van before I even get to look at it.

    Follow him home and confront him.

    You can't take this laying down and let him drive away blissfully unaware.

    get him to call the seller back and return it, let him know it's not an optional request. If he refuses then you come back at night and slash his tires. Also take your license plate off before you pull up in case he has cameras
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Incessant Offer him extra money to tell the guy no.

    I've had this happen to me several times so it works.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    You know where it's parked now. Easy lick

    Don't fuck around when you are selling something so easy to take
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Ghost You know where it's parked now. Easy lick

    Don't fuck around when you are selling something so easy to take

    Back before chip keys were a thing I used to always install kill switches in my vehicles.
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  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    That's a good way to get a sugar gas tank
  20. #20
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back before chip keys were a thing I used to always install kill switches in my vehicles.

    I have one in one of my trucks. The truck came from Colorado so it makes sense since the driver and rear window had been replaced at some point in his ownership
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