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COVID Wave 69 "you thought you could just move on huh" lockdown boogaloo edition

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    that freedom you felt when you could finally take the mask off in a store was only a taste. The first hit is always free

    the next one will cost you

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    Bradley victim of incest
    HELP I CAN'T BREATHE
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    the floyd flu
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Ghost the floyd flu

    99% survival rate, "It dint do nuffin"
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    Ghost Black Hole
    breathing can be enabled by adjusting the ratio of TWEAK to fentanyl
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    Bradley victim of incest
    imagine when the world becomes so polluted we all have facemasks that either function at 99% partical material for 1$/20minutes, then drop to 20% when ur on free-to-live setting
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they tried to shift to MonkeyPozz but nobody cared
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra they tried to shift to MonkeyPozz but nobody cared

    This
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    Bradley victim of incest
    how come the evil cabel is able to convince the world of covid but not the monkey pox
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley imagine when the world becomes so polluted we all have facemasks that either function at 99% partical material for 1$/20minutes, then drop to 20% when ur on free-to-live setting

    I have fantasized about this more than once. Maybe deep down we know this is how things will end up. Space travel is our only way to prepare our genetics through thousands of years of evolutionary advantage, I truly believe one day man will evolve to not rely on oxygen and gravity

    I've spent a lot of time thinking about how this would end up and I think our final form is THE BLOB

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley how come the evil cabel is able to convince the world of covid but not the monkey pox

    they have been trying this for years

    Zika
    ebola
    swine flu
    sars

    monkeypox must have been an old one they had laying around so people don't get TOO comfortable because it only affects gays and then WHAM you whip saw them with covid 23456.0
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost


    that is depressing as shit
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    Ghost Black Hole
    The movie potrays it that way but I think it's just an evolutionary hurdle on the way to becoming a true space race. The longest a human has ever lived in space is 1 year and I think doing it for 5 years or more would permanently fuck your bone structure so bad that you can never return to earth gravity

    I would like to retire in space and watch how the cosmos twists and morphs me FOR SCIENCE

  14. #14
    Originally posted by Ghost they have been trying this for years

    Zika
    ebola
    swine flu
    sars

    monkeypox must have been an old one they had laying around so people don't get TOO comfortable because it only affects gays and then WHAM you whip saw them with covid 23456.0

    Don't forget bubonic plague, small pox and Leprosy.
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley HELP I CAN'T BREATHE

    Knee on the neck again?
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    Originally posted by Bradley how come the evil cabel is able to convince the world of covid but not the monkey pox

    not that many people engage in anal sexes
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    Originally posted by Ghost they have been trying this for years

    Zika
    ebola
    swine flu
    sars

    monkeypox must have been an old one they had laying around so people don't get TOO comfortable because it only affects gays and then WHAM you whip saw them with covid 23456.0

    a new ones coming:

    MARBURG.

    it came from ghana but it wont just stay there.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by aldra that is depressing as shit

    only to obese prone people.
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