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Poll: Will you kill yourself to promote our website?

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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    through suicide by killing yourself.

    Remember OUR SITE URL NEEDS TO BE ON YOUR BODY, CLEARLY WRITTEN, DOUBLE CHECK THE SPELLING

    MAYBE PUT IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER TO HOLD

    BLACK OUT ON XANAX AND ALCOHOL, USE MORE ALCOHOL IF YOU HAVE NO BENZOS

    FIND A HIGH STRUCTURE OR SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT'S INFRONT OF EVERYONE

    CONTINUE WAVING IT UNTIL OUR USERBASE GROWS ADDITIONAL PEOPLE

    c u in 8-12 weeks, remember if they put you on good shit, your friends will buy it when you get out
    > anything with a pam in it
    > anything that makes your heart race
    > Delerium causing drugs

    THOSE ARE MONEY MAKERS FOLKS

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A WASTE TO THIS COMMUNITY ANYMORE

    YOU MEAN SOMETHING !!!! (if you do this)
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    i thought i was gonna die from eating grams of dextromethorphan and wrote the forum URl on a paper in my pocket and said "totse killed me"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    wrong
  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    I feel suicidal again bcus everyone’s a scumbag but I have a more dramatic death planned
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel suicidal again bcus everyone’s a scumbag but I have a more dramatic death planned

    you should not base your mental health off of other people you need that internal rock so no matter how evil and terrible everyone else gets you always have that rock that cannot be broken or moved
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel suicidal again bcus everyone’s a scumbag but I have a more dramatic death planned

    Best of luck, but realistically you'll probably fuck it up like most things you've attempted, or back out because of your 'anxiety'

    Eitherway, make sure our website is mentioned, you dumb bitch.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    it's truly a shame that our passed away users never got this chance as a lot of the deaths were unexpected and sudden.

    I think Malice is the only one who planned his own death and did it. But he probably had more on his mind than freaking out whoever found his body

    also we all tend to die in sad ways that makes families cry so i think some cop would just crumble up your suicide note and give it your mom who keeps it in a drawer until she dies
  8. #8
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost you should not base your mental health off of other people you need that internal rock so no matter how evil and terrible everyone else gets you always have that rock that cannot be broken or moved

    Ik I could go after them all but I’m burnt out and there’s always gonna be more.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Most people in my life that aren't customers or my plugs are really good people that I enjoy having the opportunity to have met and cherish knowing.

    Sorry you had no such luck.
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    This isn’t helping

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    cool, quit being so pathetic, i'ts kinda annoying

    You're a grown ass woman, go do something with your life other than an autistic leech alternating between Social Services and your parents and you probably will have a life that's worth living.

    Don't take that hard, it isn't my dick.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    no wonder you attract only the worst people to yourself, the average or even below average doesn't want whatever you have rubbing off on them.

    Lest they become as nasty of a soul as you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    fuck fossil fuel internal combustion engines

    I prefer boron rockets myself

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    drink more vodka, female wariat lol
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'll take a bullet before I let a man take something
  16. #16
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley drink more vodka, female wariat lol

    You’re ugly and will never get better
  17. #17
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    BITCH YALL NEED 2 GET MO +

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  18. #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That "bitch" is not directed at anyone it particular, it is the "collective bitch" dude. Things are happening
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost

    nice spectralpost
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