i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner

1. 2022-07-11 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   why would someone wanna be a hotdog?
2. 2022-07-11 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   i wanna hotdog your sister
3. 2022-07-11 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster why would someone wanna be a hotdog?

   
   So everyone could just bite you.
4. 2022-07-11 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I wish I was an apple on a tree
   Oh I wish I was an apple on a tree
   'cause if I were an apple on a tree
   all the pretty girls would take a bite of me
   Oh I wish I was an apple on a treeeee
5. 2022-07-11 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #5
   

   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Rape Monster why would someone wanna be a hotdog?

   
   Uh obviously bc everyone would be in love with you. Trust me people love weenies.