2022-07-08 at 10:18 AM UTC
literally when im on one i sleep way too much
2022-08-09 at 12:46 PM UTC
I was driving the hearse for a funeral -it was an honorary thing like being a Paul bear- .. I had to gas it up, the fuel filler was inside the cab. The gas pump had two settings , spray the gas forward or shoot it backwards back towards the handle and I picked the wrong setting and sprayed gas all over the interior I was worried I'd stink up the casket and my suit.
Well I went to the house of the deceased and they were a hoarder with a bunch of shit including gas grills so I just put a gas grill with propane tank in all of the neighbors backyards to try to get rid of some junk.
One of the relatives knew or highly suspected I had done this and they were pissed.they felt they had a claim to the grills so they pretended like all the neighbors must have each come and stolen a
Grill so I was like wow dude it was me I'll go indian take them back if your worried about it, and I did too.
That's a bout it then I went to a friend's place in the neighborhood and they were building a underground facility with a makeshift elevator and using a shovel and weel barrel to get the dirt out