pillz in ur kidz meel

1. 2017-02-15 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   http://www.wcnc.com/news/prescription-pills-found-in-fast-food-childs-meal-in-center/404681044
   
   CENTER, TEXAS - A family found pills in a child's meal after a trip to a fast-food restaurant in Center, Texas, resulting in a month-long investigation that identified two employees responsible for endangering a child.
   
   According to press release issued by Center Police Department, two Tramadol pills were found in a Happy Meal ordered at a McDonald's restaurant on Jan. 5, in Center. Tramadol is a prescription narcotic used to treat moderate to severe pain.
   
   After a month-long investigation and a complete health inspection of the restaurant, two employees were identified as responsible for the incident.
   
   Omeisha William, 37, was arrested for one count of abandonment/endangerment of a child. A warrant for Artishia Radway, 25, was also issued for abandonment/endangerment of a child, but she is still at large.
2. 2017-02-15 at 5:40 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   
   
   the guilty
3. 2017-02-15 at 5:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How do drugs always end up in the happy meal boxes. It just doesn't seem possible to me but it keeps happening.
4. 2017-02-15 at 5:49 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump How do drugs always end up in the happy meal boxes. It just doesn't seem possible to me but it keeps happening.

   
   maybe they're dealers and that's the way they sell - order a happy meal with weird combination of sauces or something, pay a few dollars extra, get pills in box
5. 2017-02-15 at 5:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There's so much that can go wrong though.
6. 2017-02-15 at 5:53 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump There's so much that can go wrong though.

   
   niggers
7. 2017-02-15 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   they work at mcdonalds and their pictures above don't exactly suggest genius-level IQs
   
   I can't really think of any other reason though; if you meant to trick someone into eating it you'd powder them first (tramadol tastes like ass though, not even a burger or something would mask 2 pills)
   
   I don't really see it as feasible to accidentally drop them into a happy meal either
8. 2017-02-15 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thats like working at chuck E cheese and saying "Hey lets cook shake and bake meth in the ball pit I BET NOBODY WOULD EVER THINK TO LOOK FOR A METH LAB THERE!"
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   • aldra
9. 2017-02-15 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Thats like working at chuck E cheese and saying "Hey lets cook shake and bake meth in the ball pit I BET NOBODY WOULD EVER THINK TO LOOK FOR A METH LAB THERE!"

   
   I remember years ago the Wendy's near my girlfriend's place fired a bunch of people when photos of them group-bathing in the bathtub-sized industrial sink were found
10. 2017-02-15 at 6:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My hope in humanity is dimmed after today.
11. 2017-02-15 at 7:32 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My hope in humanity is dimmed after today.

    
    so, just another day then, right.
12. 2017-02-15 at 7:48 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    free pingarss wif evry burger
13. 2017-02-15 at 12:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • Greif
14. 2017-02-15 at 12:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    if this happened to me id cum my pants and order there every day
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    • aldra
15. 2017-02-15 at 12:40 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib so, just another day then, right.

    
    yup
16. 2017-02-15 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra they work at mcdonalds and their pictures above don't exactly suggest genius-level IQs
    
    I can't really think of any other reason though; if you meant to trick someone into eating it you'd powder them first (tramadol tastes like ass though, not even a burger or something would mask 2 pills)
    
    I don't really see it as feasible to accidentally drop them into a happy meal either

    
    yea but who's gonna buy two tramadol?
17. 2017-02-15 at 2:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic yea but who's gonna buy two tramadol?

    
    I would for 50 cents each
18. 2017-02-15 at 2:06 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is the worst drug operation i've ever heard.
19. 2017-02-15 at 6:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tramadol sucks
20. 2017-02-15 at 11:06 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump How do drugs always end up in the happy meal boxes. It just doesn't seem possible to me but it keeps happening.

    
    I think I read somewhere that sometimes codes are used. Like "I want a happymeal for my kid"
    
    Oh shizz Nay Nay.. get out the bottlez of tremordope ohhhhzzz we gonna make sum moneis tonight!