What is your earliest MEMORY?

1. 2017-02-15 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I posted mein in the dream thread but nobody replied because you're TOo COol FOr SChool apparently.
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ My oldest actual memory that I'm aware of is of my grandma changing my diaper and me liking it. I can remember which drawer in the bathroom she kept the diapers and I found it fascinating. Mind you I have no idea how old I was but I was still wearing diapers. I'm pretty sure I was only fucking 1 or something, but I vividly remember the diaper drawer and when it came time for grandma to change me how excited I became. I wouldn't say horny because I was fucking 1 year old, but it's pretty similar to how I felt. The changing was a big deal.
   
   She probably only changed my diaper like 20 times in her life, if that. They lived 3 hours away so we only visited them a few times a year. I don't remember any other diaper experiences, just a handful of hers, and pretty much just the anticipation and the power of the diaper drawer.
   
   Despite my occasional fable about boy/grandma relations, this isnt one.

   
   What was yours? Do you have vivid memories of your early childhood or are they blurry? Do you remember your father penetrating your poo hole, or have you repressed it?
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2. 2017-02-15 at 12:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What's up with you, you don't seem as happy these past couple days
3. 2017-02-15 at 12:15 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by reject What's up with you, you don't seem as happy these past couple days

   
   Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
   
   I don't know m8. I didn't really notice I guess. Does this thread idea seem unhappy? :(
4. 2017-02-15 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Chillin with my parents at home.
5. 2017-02-15 at 1:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I stepped off a corner into the deep end of a pool but got pulled out
   
   I don't know how old I was but it couldn't have been any older than 3 or 4
6. 2017-02-15 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I stepped off a corner into the deep end of a pool but got pulled out
   
   I don't know how old I was but it couldn't have been any older than 3 or 4

   
   Funny, mine is falling on the sidewalk. I remember no one helped me up.
   
   Wonder if the majority of people's first memories are bad - simply because bad memories stick out more.
7. 2017-02-15 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   eating plants with a t rex
8. 2017-02-15 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   being born
9. 2017-02-15 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston

   Originally posted by mmQ I posted mein in the dream thread but nobody replied because you're TOo COol FOr SChool apparently.
   
   
   
   What was yours? Do you have vivid memories of your early childhood or are they blurry? Do you remember your father penetrating your poo hole, or have you repressed it?

   
   I read it and like it bro sorry I didn't reply. I was actually going to post you a video, robot Chicken: baby Skeletor. I'll look for it and post it later. Your story kind of reminded me of it. It's cool though, did you have some special attachment to your grandmother?
   
   I have quite a few memories I still retain from the general black hole that is my memory of this life. My childhood was mostly too stressful to have retained any memory in God detail. Some of them are quite strange and mostly none of them can I place them on a particular moment of my history so I don't know in which order those things happened.
   
   The most vivid of them was absolutely scary:
   I had a small shoe hanger on my wall over my bed right above my head. One night I couldn't sleep and I started making noises with my mouth. Suddenly someone inside the room (where I was alone) answered by clapping loudly. I immediately shut up and froze. Then I heard something moving above my head on the shoe hanger, and right then one of my shoes rocketed across the room and smashed against the opposite wall, then again against the window and landed on my pillow next to my head.
   
   I remember I was always scared to shit at night and at some point I couldn't sleep without a nightlight
   
   Post last edited by Anal Scratch Hemorrage at 2017-02-15T01:50:56.538951+00:00
10. 2017-02-15 at 10:56 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Being born in a military hospital and slapping the Lt Col first.
11. 2017-02-16 at 1:10 AM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    being 3 at my grandparents house and my grandfather showing me his car, a pontiac something from the 40s, very good car, he used to drive around town drunk as hell (small fishing town, no deputies sheriffs police officers give a shit so is cool