Florida pastor arrested for allegedly masturbating outside Starbucks...

1. 2022-07-02 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/florida-pastor-accused-of-masturbating-outside-starbucks/
2. 2022-07-02 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   nigger
3. 2022-07-02 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   this is a pretty regular thing in miami
4. 2022-07-02 at 8:53 PM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   I’m assuming the Church Elders have already been alerted.
5. 2022-07-03 at 2 AM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole
   shittskin
6. 2022-07-03 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley this is a pretty regular thing in miami

   
   It's the heat and humidity that does this I'm told
   
   Oh and the inbreeding.
7. 2022-07-03 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   Unrelated but can anyone tell me how I can sculp my weird neckline?
   
   Someone said to use a towel and wrap it around my neck and exercise it. Here is a closeup photo of what I mean
   
   
8. 2022-07-03 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Cut ur face off.
9. 2022-07-03 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Cut ur face off.

   
   You mean plastic surgery?
10. 2022-07-03 at 2:36 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I was being literal, bud
11. 2022-07-03 at 2:52 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I was being literal, bud

    
    Wait, why?
    
    Jennifer??
12. 2022-07-03 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur stupid. Don’t quote me faggot.
13. 2022-07-03 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur stupid. Don’t quote me faggot.

    
    Only Jennifer called me this so you're always gonna be Jennifer to me
14. 2022-07-03 at 2:56 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Jennifer hated u.
15. 2022-07-03 at 3 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Jennifer hated u.

    
    I secretly loved her 😍
16. 2022-07-03 at 3:25 AM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Don’t quote me faggot.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Back Lane Madders
17. 2022-07-03 at 3:56 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    
    Don't quote her, faggot
18. 2022-07-03 at 4:20 AM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Don't quote her, faggot

    
    Quote who
19. 2022-07-03 at 4:40 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Do over
20. 2022-07-03 at 10:34 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Unrelated but can anyone tell me how I can sculp my weird neckline?
    
    Someone said to use a towel and wrap it around my neck and exercise it. Here is a closeup photo of what I mean
    
    

    
    Use a towel and take both ends in your hands and like a C motion pull it back and forth, fists clenched and do it back and forth while you kinda flex up then unflex, flex and then unflex and repeat until you don't have more chins than a Chinese phone book.