Fridays are my new Saturday

1. 2022-07-01 at 7:08 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   No one orders shit on Fridays outside of some offices in the cities
   
   Everyone is leaving work early.
   
   Saturdays are great as well as Sundays
   
   I'm gonna scarf food and watch a movie and maybe take a cat nap on the couch.
2. 2022-07-01 at 7:09 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Sounds as gay as FUCK.
3. 2022-07-01 at 7:10 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Sounds as gay as FUCK.

   
   Because everyday is caturday to you
4. 2022-07-01 at 7:42 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm stopping at Walmart on the way home to pick up some cat scratchers for my pussy.
5. 2022-07-01 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm stopping at Walmart on the way home to pick up some cat scratchers for my pussy.

   
   Make your own out of carpet remnants and paper towel inserts
6. 2022-07-01 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   Literally nobody works on fridays in the office building i work at. The parking lot is empty 90% of the time friday. I usually go in for a few hours, take a big shit and leave the door closed, fan off, then leave for the weekend because i dont have a shitass 8-5 job
7. 2022-07-01 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cigreting Literally nobody works on fridays in the office building i work at. The parking lot is empty 90% of the time friday. I usually go in for a few hours, take a big shit and leave the door closed, fan off, then leave for the weekend because i dont have a shitass 8-5 job

   
   You don't flush either I bet. Nice attitude you elitist fuck. This is why I'm pro union for the common class workers who have to work late nights cleaning that wretched toilet
8. 2022-07-01 at 8:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You don't flush either I bet. Nice attitude you elitist fuck. This is why I'm pro union for the common class workers who have to work late nights cleaning that wretched toilet

   
   They love it.
9. 2022-07-01 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   i got my grandma bent over backwards
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   • cigreting
10. 2022-07-01 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You don't flush either I bet. Nice attitude you elitist fuck. This is why I'm pro union for the common class workers who have to work late nights cleaning that wretched toilet

    
    My boss said he would give me more money to buy cocaine if I vote NO on prop 69 and god dammit if I ddidn't take the cocaine
11. 2022-07-02 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost My boss said he would give me more money to buy cocaine if I vote NO on prop 69 and god dammit if I ddidn't take the cocaine

    
    What's prop 69 about
12. 2022-07-02 at 6:05 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You don't flush either I bet. Nice attitude you elitist fuck. This is why I'm pro union for the common class workers who have to work late nights cleaning that wretched toilet

    
    uh ok
13. 2022-07-02 at 6:05 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They love it.

    
    ya they prefer it they said
14. 2022-07-02 at 6:20 AM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders What's prop 69 about

    
    It's where I prop ur unconscious body against a wall and 69 u before u wake up again
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    • Sudo
15. 2022-07-02 at 10:07 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders What's prop 69 about

    
    equal rights for workers and the right to not be abused. I'm quitting anyways so I actually don't care, SHOW ME THE MONEY!
16. 2022-07-02 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost equal rights for workers and the right to not be abused. I'm quitting anyways so I actually don't care, SHOW ME THE MONEY!

    
    this is why the US will never lead again in the manufacturing sector.
17. 2022-07-02 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by cigreting Literally nobody works on fridays in the office building i work at. The parking lot is empty 90% of the time friday. I usually go in for a few hours, take a big shit and leave the door closed, fan off, then leave for the weekend because i dont have a shitass 8-5 job

    
    It definitely sounds like you have a shitass 8-5 job. Is the grey area surrounding it your greatest source of pride? Thats really pathetic, kid
18. 2022-07-02 at 3:40 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is why the US will never lead again in the manufacturing sector.

    
    I agree. They are getting their asses KICKED on every metric thanks to Joe Brandon the Energy hater/Inflation porn lover.
    
    Looks like Canada is poising to become an even bigger ENERGY POWER than the USA or Mexico. Truly the shining gem of the North American economy. No wonder every person from every country is chomping at the bit to live there for generations and give up their national identity to JOIN THE LEAF
    
    
19. 2022-07-02 at 3:43 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting a shitass 8-5 job

    
    There is nothing wrong with working 8-5.
    
    Maybe you just hate capitalism? Doesn't sound like you produce, innovate or invent anything and you just sit on your ass all day acting entitled. Sounds like every zoomer leftist commie I ever heard of just saying.
20. 2022-07-02 at 4:07 PM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting uh ok

    
    You damn right, ok