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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    They don't know I'm homeless.



    I think I clean up nice.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Occupation? ANAL SEX
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Unarmed Security Guard certification.

    I'm gonna stand there and protect a warehouse full of toilets & plumbing piping with a flashlight & baton.

    And by stand, I mean sit.

    16$/hr, 18 if I do third shift.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    lol you do look nice, except that you shudn't wear a baseball cap with business casual clothing. They aren't compatible.
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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley They don't know I'm homeless.



    I think I clean up nice.

    What did you put for your home address?
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    I used my PO box
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Well done, guy.

    Being homeless also means no rent, which means more money to spend on drugs.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks, I have six outfits like this. When I'm not wearing a tie and slacks and Mr. Rodgers' Loafers, I am wearing Oasis sandals, pajama pants & American Eagle/Nike shirts. I got so much nice clothing, apparently there's tons of nice clothing left at salvation armies and goodwills around here, and so many places if you go in and tell them you don't have anything (I don't) they'll dress you for success.

    Helps that I speak impeccable english and have paperwork saying I'm in a sober living facility, job training, and my ID is from Wisconsin.
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  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm waiting until I get my own place before I try to start hollaring at hoes.
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I thought about buying a prostitute (I never have before) when I get out of here but I kinda like not having ever had a hooker. Most of my friends have. But I've seen some hookers that were really pretty down here and they don't charge white guys that much cuz we're safe and keep coming back.

    Haven't been using any drugs, but I do really wanna smoke weed, it's been about a month for that as well.
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  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    You actually do look way better dude and that sounds like a much better gig and plan than selling water on the beach. Congrats and good luck 👍
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley They don't know I'm homeless.



    I think I clean up nice.

    👍🏼

    Good luck
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradleyb, like I said before brethren, your not an idiot and you can do something at least half way decent. Just make it your goal to save just 10k and see how that makes you/feel what it does for you.. should be easy since you also don't have any rent or bills I'm assuming?


    Anyway u look good bud, not like the hairy methy gay raging alcoholic and that's good. Keep it going.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Credit must be given to Bradley. He is being resourceful, and attempting to grow/self-improve. He is attempting to make the most of the circumstances that surround him. He was willing to exit his comfort zone by departing from the friendly Midwest confines of Wisconsin for South Florida. Bradley possesess courage and fortitude. May God bless you on your journey, youngster, and i hope you enjoy the adventure. Plz keep us posted.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Also what weirdo takes a pic of themselves. I haven't been in a picture in years I think.

    So glad I deleted Facebook and social media like 5 yrs ago now
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  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Also what weirdo takes a pic of themselves. I haven't been in a picture in years I think.

    So glad I deleted Facebook and social media like 5 yrs ago now

    Jealousy detected, St. Louie Lou Lou? 🙂👍🤙🤟
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Bradley is a cat i can root for. That's not to say he doesn't possess many defects, as well, but that's what makes the story so compelling. Everyone loves to root for the underdog.
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  18. #18
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Also what weirdo takes a pic of themselves. I haven't been in a picture in years I think.

    So glad I deleted Facebook and social media like 5 yrs ago now

    I have never seen a picture of myself I liked
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Xlite Well done, guy.

    Being homeless also means no rent, which means more money to spend on drugs.

    Being homeless can actually be enjoyable, for the most part, under certain circumstances. If weather conditions are pleasant and you got a vehicle for transportation, a tent, and some money, one can have a damn good time. I know from personal experience. A $10 membership a month to planet fitness will always get you a hot shower, and bathrooms et cetera, electrical outlets, etc. As long as Bradley has a steady revenue stream, he can live it up in South Florida. Sleep on the beach every night n shit. Even rent motel rooms for short periods to reboot. Homelessness can be accomplished without being poor.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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