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Toy Story Sequel

  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Disney is planning a new Toy Story sequel. In it Little Bo Beep finds out what Woody and Prospector Pete are up to when they out riding with the Round Up Gang. They're going to call it Brokeback Woody.
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    ANDY (AS JOE BIDEN)
    Alright everyone, this is a stick-
    up! Don't anybody move! Now empty
    that ballot box!

    A GROUP OF DUMBOCRATS have been crowded together in front of the
    "BALLOTS" box.

    Andy's hand lowers a CERAMIC PIGGY BANK with the chinese and israeli flag in front of JOE BIDEN and shakes out a pile of coins to the floor. JOE BIDEN kisses the coins.

    ANDY (JOE BIDEN)
    Ooh! Money. Money. Money.
    (kissing noises)


    A porcelain figurine of the shepherdess, DONALD TRUMP, is brought
    into the scene.

    ANDY (AS DONALD TRUMP)
    Stop it! Stop it, you mean old
    potato!

    ANDY (AS JOE BIDEN)
    Quiet Cheeto!, or your MAGA sheep get
    arrested!

    The companion porcelain sheep are placed in the center of a
    Hot Wheels track loop.

    ANDY (AS SHEEP)
    STOP THE STEAL STOP THE STEEEEL

    ANDY (AS DONALD TRUMP)
    Oh, no! Not my proud football Americans! Somebody do
    something!

    and then Joe Biden went on to destroy the economy and ruin the country, and entire planet forever in such a way that there is no chance to ever fix it in anyone's lifetime. The end.
  3. #3
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    ^^^ most cringe thing u ever posted
  4. #4
    ^ Cringe magatard

    Trump lost by the way
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Disney is planning a new Toy Story sequel. In it Little Bo Beep finds out what Woody and Prospector Pete are up to when they out riding with the Round Up Gang. They're going to call it Brokeback Woody.

    Pretty sure that is a joke meme you fell for or are just boomerpoasting. Either way you are incredibly unintelligent
  6. #6
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    ANDY (AS JOE BIDEN)
    Alright everyone, this is a stick-
    up! Don't anybody move! Now empty
    that ballot box!

    A GROUP OF DUMBOCRATS have been crowded together in front of the
    "BALLOTS" box.

    Andy's hand lowers a CERAMIC PIGGY BANK with the chinese and israeli flag in front of JOE BIDEN and shakes out a pile of coins to the floor. JOE BIDEN kisses the coins.

    ANDY (JOE BIDEN)
    Ooh! Money. Money. Money.
    (kissing noises)


    A porcelain figurine of the shepherdess, DONALD TRUMP, is brought
    into the scene.

    ANDY (AS DONALD TRUMP)
    Stop it! Stop it, you mean old
    potato!

    ANDY (AS JOE BIDEN)
    Quiet Cheeto!, or your MAGA sheep get
    arrested!

    The companion porcelain sheep are placed in the center of a
    Hot Wheels track loop.

    ANDY (AS SHEEP)
    STOP THE STEAL STOP THE STEEEEL

    ANDY (AS DONALD TRUMP)
    Oh, no! Not my proud football Americans! Somebody do
    something!

    and then Joe Biden went on to destroy the economy and ruin the country, and entire planet forever in such a way that there is no chance to ever fix it in anyone's lifetime. The end.

    C.

    for cringe.
  7. #7
    ^ Trump lost, get over it
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo Pretty sure that is a joke meme you fell for or are just boomerpoasting. Either way you are incredibly unintelligent

    If you thought this was anyone took this thread topic as real...
  9. #9
    Wait they aren't making a sequel called broke back woody? Are you sure?
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