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I can phone demons

  1. #1
    Can't summon them or meet them

    Just talk on the phone

    Just talked to one

    He said whmumgmmhmhmhhmhmhmhhmhmhmbmbmbbmbmmbbmbmm and then sneezed
  2. #2
    CandyRein Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    If you would like to ask them anything let me know and I'll mention it next time
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  4. #4
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Tell them we are out of toilet paper
  5. #5
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    Ask him if he knows he's the Med Son's anagramical brother.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Demons phone me, through the walls. All i need to do is Tek for a couple days and not go to bed ever.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Tell them we are out of toilet paper

    WE WIPE WITH ROLLS



    Originally posted by Bradley Ask him if he knows he's the Med Son's anagramical brother.

    XXXXXHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  8. #8
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    if i could ask a demon one thing it would be how do I become a demon and if it's not possible, i would ask him what the value of souls are and proceed to do brokerage for money and power. Which I would use to get more souls. Like Adolf Hitler did.
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  9. #9
    they reudely hung up and then called back but it was a pocket dial and I could hear the screams of hell and loud rap music
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bradley if i could ask a demon one thing it would be how do I become a demon and if it's not possible, i would ask him what the value of souls are and proceed to do brokerage for money and power. Which I would use to get more souls. Like Adolf Hitler did.

    You think Hitler bargained all the souls of those who died in the 2nd world war to gain some favors from Satan?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Bradley if i could ask a demon one thing it would be how do I become a demon and if it's not possible, i would ask him what the value of souls are and proceed to do brokerage for money and power. Which I would use to get more souls. Like Adolf Hitler did.

    KILL YOUR FAMILY
  12. #12
    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Can't summon them or meet them

    Just talk on the phone

    Just talked to one

    He said whmumgmmhmhmhhmhmhmhhmhmhmbmbmbbmbmmbbmbmm and then sneezed

    Do they call you or vise versa?
  13. #13
    Originally posted by 2fly4U2 Do they call you or vise versa?

    they call me

    PILLEDGE RAID STEEL
  14. #14
    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they call me

    PILLEDGE RAID STEEL

    Get their number
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What's up DEMONS, it's ya boi. Lemme write down those digits yo. Let's see, uhm six, hundred, three score and... six? Oh, funny you guys. But on the real...
  16. #16
    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Lol
  17. #17
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Can't summon them or meet them

    Just talk on the phone

    Just talked to one

    He said whmumgmmhmhmhhmhmhmhhmhmhmbmbmbbmbmmbbmbmm and then sneezed

    I've spoken to USPS customer service too.
  18. #18
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    You can talk to demons in person at the DMV
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