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Men who can't find any girls to fuck , can't find a girlfriend, and haven't reproduced are fucking losers no one will ever love.

  1. #1
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    Literally I didn't shower for 4 days, was drunk, on a bus and I got some.

    I'm in a treatment center for homeless drug addicts in a 60 day program and I have a girl with a 40k+ annually job who eats breakfast with me and a nigress also with a 40k+ job who gives ME (a white man) her fried chicken.

    Now I'm not gonna lie to you, I do make an effort to be likeable. I trim my beard once a month and shave my head once a month so after a week it's very obvious i'm a hairy beast everywhere except the top of my head. I don't like whores at this point in my life so I don't talk about my large cock or send dick pics or anything and utilize my BWC as kinda like an unsaid benefit of knowing me they get.

    I enjoy telling women when they first see my cock, "Really? I actually thought it was pretty like small. I've watched porn before."

    haha, my cock is slightly below average for pornography standards (7.5-8 with cock ring) and they assure me I don't have a small penis.

    This makes me seem humble and not a fag and I can't stress this enough, you must be confident.

    I go on Grindr and all the assholes in the world try to fall onto my cock to the point where I got sick of it, there's no real effort on my part to get laid by dudes so I pretty much only want to fuck women that are like the exact opposite of my culture (speak spanish and was born outside the United States or black and talk really ghetto)

    So now I only try for foreign girls & beautiful trannies (pre op) that IMO every white guy inside himself is searcing to get out there and fuck.

    What's your excuse for being alone?
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  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigreting is an ugly sex offender who hasnt had sex in a decade. Its troubling and mind boggling

    I'm dirty, depressed, addicted and have a shitty personality but usually when I'm introduced to women in a social setting I find it easy to have sex with them. Low effort kills are my bread and butter but you gotta find the equilibrium point where the pussy doesn't give diminishing returns
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  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Women are like bus stops.

    If you miss one just wait around for the next one because they run all day.
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  4. #4
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    If given the option of 3 dudes banging 1 hoe and 3 hoes banging me, I would choose the one with the more cocks.

    Does that make me gay? I don't want to have sex with the men in this case, I just think it would be boring to have 3 bitches taking turns on me versus all 3 of us running up 1.
  5. #5
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    wrong thread
  6. #6
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    I'm not taking relationship advice from someone who fucks male assholes and writes paragraphs about their cock to a forum full of men
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  7. #7
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    So you're saying that my advice was targeted to you? Are you a man who can't get heterosexual sex?

    I find that the most vehemently anti gay people secretly want to suck dick.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley So you're saying that my advice was targeted to you? Are you a man who can't get heterosexual sex?

    I find that the most vehemently anti gay people secretly want to suck dick.

    I'm not anti gay, and sure ill suck some dick
  9. #9
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    I will fuck any user on this site that isn't a really fat white person, being white or being fat isn't exclusionary on it's own.

    No fat guys.

    No fat White girls.

    Both disgust me.

    The best example of an anti-boner person is a really fat white guy who wants to be bent over and fucked by a fit, hung white guy. That shit is so disgusting and common and I tried it once and I told him I'd be really into it if he wasn't the fattest person I've ever seen naked.
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  10. #10
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I will fuck any user on this site that isn't a really fat white person, being white or being fat isn't exclusionary on it's own.

    No fat guys.

    No fat White girls.

    Both disgust me.

    The best example of an anti-boner person is a really fat white guy who wants to be bent over and fucked by a fit, hung white guy. That shit is so disgusting and common and I tried it once and I told him I'd be really into it if he wasn't the fattest person I've ever seen naked.

    Were you still able to get off?
  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    have u guys ever seen a better rimjobs than this video? to find it just input this into google:

    video/19217/bilara-rimming-her-dog
  12. #12
    im too lazy to crop out the first image and type into the talk bubble so just use your imagination.



    well unlike gold miners dumpster divers can just "work" anywhere with dumpsters.
  13. #13
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Were you still able to get off?

    Yes.

    I can get off fucking a rubber glove bro. I've become an expert through 22 years of jacking off, I can almost will myself to cum in anything as well when I want to and stay hard by flexing my kegels. Anyone can go 2, 3, 4 times if they have the stamina to will it, cock rings do help as well, but yeah.

    Sometimes I go too long or it's too big or I go to fast and they want to "take a break for a sec" so I just stand upright and stare at them without any facial expression and try not to blink until they tell me to continue, it really bothers me when people do this, so I just sit there typically with sweat pouring out of my body and stare at them, so they go to the bathroom and if they put their clothes on and want to be done "for awhile" I get into a shitty mood.

    If it's the first time we've ever fucked, I try to wrap everything up real quick and tell them I enjoyed myself and gotta go do.... and I lie and get away from them/get them away from me.

    If it's someone I fuck often and I fuck them twice and I don't bust either time, the second time I say "You really doing this again?" and unless they start sucking me off I say "This will probably be the last time we fuck."

    And everytime I've said it, I meant it.

    I fucked on this one guy I grew up with, off and on for about 12 years (till he overdosed three months ago) and he was one of my best friend but last winter he just got enjoyment out of getting fucked and as soon as he wanted to stop he would force me out of him, stand up and say he's done.

    The second time that happened I said We probably won't ever do this again.

    We hung out twice more when he wanted to buy weed and he was like "Brad can I suck your dick?" and i was like "I don't think I'll finish and I really didn't enjoy the last two times to the point where I think we'd be better off not, I'm sorry."

    he was like no i just wanna suck you off you don't have to fuck me

    "I'm good bro, let's just smoke."

    If I don't bust, I really dont' enjoy sex, i'm glad they did for the 15-30 minutes I tried my hardest, but if they can't pull the weight when I need them to (letting me complete) I'm not interested.

    I don't bust in 1 minute and if i do i keep going, if they won't give me 5 minutes to finish because it's "uncomfortable" and don't wanna give me head so I can finish, I no longer feel sexually attracted to feeling shitty and empty and used.
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I find it extremely hard to bust unless I invent an emotional connection in my head (hard) or convince them to hit/hurt me/threaten me and I also hit them and/or threaten them (little easier). I wish I was making this up. It's literally a problem and embarrassing for both of us when I don't coom so I have to be "It's all good I just like sex" but then sex is on my broken brain and it's going nowhere.

    I've substituted sex for emotional intimacy and learned to dissociate while doing so. Definitely should talk to someone about it but when I tried talking to a psychologist about it a few months ago she kinda glossed over it. I wish people were judgier with my sexual issues, It might help me to understand them better. I have an above average sized dack as well which allows me to get away with alot.

    Idk I guess understanding myself sexually isn't the most important thing but I wish I knew why I only get those good tingles and feel alive from violence when my dicks out. Seems like the kinda thing someone should talk to me about before it gets out of hand.
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  15. #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat have u guys ever seen a better rimjobs than this video? to find it just input this into google:

    video/19217/bilara-rimming-her-dog

    Dude what now your literally into dog rimming??????? Bruh
  16. #16
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo Cigreting is an ugly sex offender who hasnt had sex in a decade. Its troubling and mind boggling

    I'm dirty, depressed, addicted and have a shitty personality but usually when I'm introduced to women in a social setting I find it easy to have sex with them. Low effort kills are my bread and butter but you gotta find the equilibrium point where the pussy doesn't give diminishing returns

    mi suk ur granps harie bols frum behiend wen he bend ova i pul hees pnants dwn n getd sum faget
  17. #17
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    The world is strange, I say hi and most people don't respond back. But occasionally beautiful women do and wait for you to talk more, but im just proving average looking women are anti social AF compared to attractive ones.

    But why?
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The world is strange, I say hi and most people don't respond back. But occasionally beautiful women do and wait for you to talk more, but im just proving average looking women are anti social AF compared to attractive ones.

    But why?

    This could be an observation that aliens make at us the same we make at ant farms, ya know?

    "Ants are weird, look how they just sort of mindlessly seem to do whatever the fuck they do and then somehow they build massive forts and colonies and intricate labyrinth style tunnels and systems."

    They have little pea brains but they do so much. That's like us. Just on a relative scale. We are ants to someone else.
  19. #19
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ This could be an observation that aliens make at us the same we make at ant farms, ya know?

    "Ants are weird, look how they just sort of mindlessly seem to do whatever the fuck they do and then somehow they build massive forts and colonies and intricate labyrinth style tunnels and systems."

    They have little pea brains but they do so much. That's like us. Just on a relative scale. We are ants to someone else.

    That doesn't follow

    Do-over
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders That doesn't follow

    Do-over

    Girls don't always say HI back to you. The same way ants don't always acknowledge the ant walking past them.
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