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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've seen all types.
    Done amazing things with.
    Now Im tired of it.
    Every week I gotta mow this shit.
    I don't even keep my pubes this nice.
    Is there a way to make it stop?
    I've looked into alternative ground cover but it's costly even for the little yard I deal with.
    Thought about killing all of it but I know it will show back up even worse as 100% weeds.
    I guess it's nice to look at sometimes but for real for real the dogs just shit on it.
    Is there any way I can keep it from growing so much?
    Looking for a cheap and easy way out of not having to deal with this for an hour a week all summer long.
  2. #2
    Lawns are deadzones, they offer nothing to wildlife, dig it up and plant some flowerbeds, or if you don't have a HOA allow it to go wild and become a haven for local wildlife, plants and wild flowers.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burn it. All of it. In your oven.
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Set your mower really low scalp it and let the sun burn it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Touch ass touch grass
  6. #6
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    ya get rid of the grass so you can walk in mud
    Your so fuckin lazy that you dont like spending 1 hour a week mowing, you sound like some of the lazy africoons i rent to.
    Successful people look forward to mowing a nicely manicured lawn every week.
    I could easily pay a lawn servoce but i enjoy the exercise, sun, and satisfaction of looking at how nice it looks when done
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Set your mower really low scalp it and let the sun burn it.

    yup thatl slow it down, tell ur mexican neighbors to piss on your grass thatl slow it down also
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    Spray it with agent orange
  9. #9
    lawns are for normies.
  10. #10
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    put mireacal grow on it and then water it at least like 3 times a week i sugest every other day as a starting point
  11. #11
    Originally posted by A College Professor put mireacal grow on it and then water it at least like 3 times a week i sugest every other day as a starting point

    If it's miracle grow why is water necessary? It seems to me if you are still having to put water on it and shit it's not much of a miracle.
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