2022-06-02 at 6:01 AM UTC
I've seen all types.
Done amazing things with.
Now Im tired of it.
Every week I gotta mow this shit.
I don't even keep my pubes this nice.
Is there a way to make it stop?
I've looked into alternative ground cover but it's costly even for the little yard I deal with.
Thought about killing all of it but I know it will show back up even worse as 100% weeds.
I guess it's nice to look at sometimes but for real for real the dogs just shit on it.
Is there any way I can keep it from growing so much?
Looking for a cheap and easy way out of not having to deal with this for an hour a week all summer long.
2022-06-02 at 2:04 PM UTC
Lawns are deadzones, they offer nothing to wildlife, dig it up and plant some flowerbeds, or if you don't have a HOA allow it to go wild and become a haven for local wildlife, plants and wild flowers.
2022-06-02 at 2:06 PM UTC
Burn it. All of it. In your oven.
2022-06-02 at 2:14 PM UTC
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Set your mower really low scalp it and let the sun burn it.
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2022-06-02 at 2:54 PM UTC
ya get rid of the grass so you can walk in mud
Your so fuckin lazy that you dont like spending 1 hour a week mowing, you sound like some of the lazy africoons i rent to.
Successful people look forward to mowing a nicely manicured lawn every week.
I could easily pay a lawn servoce but i enjoy the exercise, sun, and satisfaction of looking at how nice it looks when done
2022-06-02 at 7:54 PM UTC
Spray it with agent orange
2022-06-03 at 5:33 PM UTC
put mireacal grow on it and then water it at least like 3 times a week i sugest every other day as a starting point