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  1. #21
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Jesus Christ you people really are faggots, you opened a thread to view a picture of a penis and are now begging for more

    Want me to bend over so you can jack off over my ass too?

    hey I didn't make a big deal of it or beg for more, I scored it and moved on with my life
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls Are you having a comedown?

    Yes my cum is dripping down your face
  3. #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sudo Yes my cum is dripping down your face

    u fagit mi bol cium onlie 4 cigritingd grempspss
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Grylls Jesus Christ you people really are faggots, you opened a thread to view a picture of a penis and are now begging for more

    Want me to bend over so you can jack off over my ass too?

    I was expecting a black woman's face covered in cum actually.
  5. #25
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    only sexually insecure heterosexual men make a huge fuss about seeing a penis. it's like, u fuckin have one urself and see it everyday, what's the big deal?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Rape Monster only sexually insecure heterosexual men make a huge fuss about seeing a penis. it's like, u fuckin have one urself and see it everyday, what's the big deal?

    Not to mention pretty much everyday when you go to the gym and use the showers and changing area.

    ...mind you most of these fat fucks don't even know what the inside of a gym looks like.
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  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how many different peans I've seen over the years now.

    If I had to guess I'd say online I've probably seen like a few thousand at least and irl idk maybe 50 at most which are almost all exclusively just old man locker room from at the gym. A few extra from tinychat but I guess those would count as online ones.

    I like lesbian porn just as much as the next fella but sometimes you just need to see a nicr thick juicy plump cock railing away at a cute little coin purse to get yourself off.
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  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo Yes my cum is dripping down your face

    soeunds kindea gae faget
  9. #29
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how many different peans I've seen over the years now.

    If I had to guess I'd say online I've probably seen like a few thousand at least and irl idk maybe 50 at most which are almost all exclusively just old man locker room from at the gym. A few extra from tinychat but I guess those would count as online ones.

    I like lesbian porn just as much as the next fella but sometimes you just need to see a nicr thick juicy plump cock railing away at a cute little coin purse to get yourself off.

    And it's like, they really arent all that different are they? maybe small variations but nothing major unless it's a super nasty one. and as we know way more dudes are average sized than they wanna admit
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how many different peans I've seen over the years now.

    If I had to guess I'd say online I've probably seen like a few thousand at least and irl idk maybe 50 at most which are almost all exclusively just old man locker room from at the gym. A few extra from tinychat but I guess those would count as online ones.

    I like lesbian porn just as much as the next fella but sometimes you just need to see a nicr thick juicy plump cock railing away at a cute little coin purse to get yourself off.

    If you put them end to end how many miles do you think they'd reach? I heard lala would be halfway to the moon by now.
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Probably not even one miles worth of cocks, and I'm ok with that. If I die without every surpassing the mile mark I will be happy.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by mmQ Probably not even one miles worth of cocks, and I'm ok with that. If I die without every surpassing the mile mark I will be happy.

    If you were European would it exceed 1km?
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know man. I guessed liberally about 2500 cocks total and most of them were porn cocks so idk 8 inches per cock, we got 20,000 inches of end to end cock.

    So, 1,666 ft or roughly half a kilometer.
  14. #34
    2500 cocks and 1/2 a kilometer is pretty impressive...being honest I'd say I've probably only seen 200 meters.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2500 cocks and 1/2 a kilometer is pretty impressive…being honest I'd say I've probably only seen 200 meters.

    I bet if you properly hot railed a half gram of tek you could double that amount to 400 meters within like 2 days, what with it being a competition now.
  16. #36
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I bet if you properly hot railed a half gram of tek you could double that amount to 400 meters within like 2 days, what with it being a competition now.

    ur dick would be like a shriveled walnut unable to penetrate even the most shallow of holes
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster ur dick would be like a shriveled walnut unable to penetrate even the most shallow of holes

    Makes the challenge that much more... challenging.
  18. #38
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    18 naked cowboys in the shower at ram ranch
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  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Okay I just shaved my balls who wants tbagging
  20. #40
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
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