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Global warming is fucking cool.

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    Dudes, think about how awesome global warming is!

    Fuck polar ice caps, they can give me blumpkin.

    Dude places like Greenland are gonna be the shit, we should let all the brown people that are going to immigrate from their shit holes, that are literally going to be underwater, take our gay old cities, like pretty much everywhere in pensylvania, michigan and ohio. While us westerners can take over canada and greenland.

    And fuck australia, they can turn into a firey abyss where we send criminals.
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  2. #2
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Have u ever had a actual blumpkin before?
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  3. #3
    blaster master victim of incest
    Think about how many jobs would be created if the whole east coast is underwater, nyc to the southern tip of flordia and california slides into the pacific after it burns in a wildfire lit by a death cult after a big earthquake.

    You think all those people that live in the metropolises now would just die and rot? No, dont be retarded, they'll have to move somewhere and build all new everything in a place that is now more temperate due to climate change. This would really give us a chance to build these mega efficient metropolises.

    We also could punch a hole in the ozone layer, a strategically placed hole over the whole continent of australia that we turn into a giant solar power field that powers the whole world.

    And wed make a new world on the moon, that eventually they'd move all the factories and regular people to and the elite would use earth as a giant nature preserve/playground. You'd live/work in a 6x6x6 cube as a call center employee, where you have lived, worked, studied and exercised since ur 14th birthday only allowed out to see the sun and the darkness of space thru windows once a week when your scheduled to be let out of your cube.

    Or you could work in a factory on the moon where you make the junk and trinkets that the people who work in the call centers get to keep in their 6x6x6 cubes, or 8x8x8 if they're a manager. In the factroy there's alot more room to move around, you don't just spend your whole day in a little box answering calls and doing what your robot overlords tell you to do. And you also get to see outside a lot more frequently when they make you do things like drive all the trash to the dump. But you don't get a personal space of your own and you sleep in a bunk that your share with 2 other people like you were on a submarine.

    That'd be cool.
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  4. #4
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have u ever had a actual blumpkin before?

    No.
  5. #5
    blaster master victim of incest
    I want to build a giant fucking nuclear powered barge that has a huge compressor on it that compresses air into a liquid and then separates it by fraction so that the oxygen and nitrogen stay here on earth while the CO2 and other greenhouse gasses are compressed into solid cubes that are then launched to the moon using a GIANT nuclear steam powered cannon. You'd bombard the moon with huge balls of dry ice and other greenhouse gasses until it has all the green house gasses from earth as it's atmosphere that you then truck in massive amounts of water and use hydroponically grown plants to produce oxygen.

    Or maybe you'd biologically engineer a algae that is super efficient in it's conversion of CO2 into oxygen and biomass that you then use as the building blocks of a lunar world.
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  6. #6
    It's pretty chill
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    I prefer cooler temperatures, personally.
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    Originally posted by blaster master I want to build a giant fucking nuclear powered barge that has a huge compressor on it that compresses air into a liquid and then separates it by fraction so that the oxygen and nitrogen stay here on earth while the CO2 and other greenhouse gasses are compressed into solid cubes that are then launched to the moon using a GIANT nuclear steam powered cannon. You'd bombard the moon with huge balls of dry ice and other greenhouse gasses until it has all the green house gasses from earth as it's atmosphere that you then truck in massive amounts of water and use hydroponically grown plants to produce oxygen.

    Or maybe you'd biologically engineer a algae that is super efficient in it's conversion of CO2 into oxygen and biomass that you then use as the building blocks of a lunar world.

    the problem being the moon doesnt have enough gravity required to keep an atmosphere.
  9. #9
    Donald Trump Naturally Camouflaged
    All planets lose atmosphere to boil off, even earth.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_escape

    We lose about 3 tons an hour.
  10. #10
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    What happens after the poll shift?
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryOnion What happens after the poll shift?

    You tell me lil daddy.
  12. #12
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    All HELL! Breaks loose.
    DOOM ON!!!
  13. #13
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master I want to build a giant fucking nuclear powered barge that has a huge compressor on it that compresses air into a liquid and then separates it by fraction so that the oxygen and nitrogen stay here on earth while the CO2 and other greenhouse gasses are compressed into solid cubes that are then launched to the moon using a GIANT nuclear steam powered cannon. You'd bombard the moon with huge balls of dry ice and other greenhouse gasses until it has all the green house gasses from earth as it's atmosphere that you then truck in massive amounts of water and use hydroponically grown plants to produce oxygen.

    Or maybe you'd biologically engineer a algae that is super efficient in it's conversion of CO2 into oxygen and biomass that you then use as the building blocks of a lunar world.

    What?
  14. #14
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    There gonna be a lunar eclipse

    Tomorrow night starting moon rise in the bay area
  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master And fuck australia, they can turn into a firey abyss where we send criminals.

    again
  16. #16
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Pole shift is real, The Saharan Desert was a lush oasis just 3000 years ago but pole shift occured. The USA could. Become the next polar cap or equator
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