Flying Massa vs Nigar-Shaped UFO

1. 2022-05-05 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   The 2 Space Nigga vehicles, which one do you choose?
   
   Flying Massa:
   
   Classic Saucer-Shaped "Jetsons style" polyglass dome canopy space cruiser. Can seat up to 6. Can accelerate to speed of light in 1 hour while keeping passengers safe from G forces. Radial destroyer array can shoot gamma ray lasers at any targets around it. Has secondary photonic beam cutter. Can use warp capabilities attractively, as a tractor beam for collecting objects, specimens and resources.
   
   Nigar-Shaped UFO:
   
   Classic Cigar-Shaped windowless UFO style cruiser. Can accelerate to c in 10 minutes. Forward-facing ion beam cannon. Can be adjusted within 30 degrees of nose. Seats 2. Can use its warp capabilities offensively by using it to speed up to C, then ejecting from the warp bubble shortly before impact, essentially creating a "spacetime ram" maneuver. Depending on how it is used, this can either destroy or propel the object on the receiving end.
2. 2022-05-05 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Lester Niggard
3. 2022-05-05 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   nigar-shaped is better for warm hole traversal
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
4. 2022-05-06 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? The 2 Space Nigga vehicles, which one do you choose?
   
   Flying Massa:
   
   Classic Saucer-Shaped "Jetsons style" polyglass dome canopy space cruiser. Can seat up to 6. Can accelerate to speed of light in 1 hour while keeping passengers safe from G forces. Radial destroyer array can shoot gamma ray lasers at any targets around it. Has secondary photonic beam cutter. Can use warp capabilities attractively, as a tractor beam for collecting objects, specimens and resources.
   
   Nigar-Shaped UFO:
   
   Classic Cigar-Shaped windowless UFO style cruiser. Can accelerate to c in 10 minutes. Forward-facing ion beam cannon. Can be adjusted within 30 degrees of nose. Seats 2. Can use its warp capabilities offensively by using it to speed up to C, then ejecting from the warp bubble shortly before impact, essentially creating a "spacetime ram" maneuver. Depending on how it is used, this can either destroy or propel the object on the receiving end.

   
   Well you just identified them both so they are no longer UFOs...
5. 2022-05-06 at 1:23 PM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   They are both UFOs in that they will be unidentified to the plebs on Cygnus-9