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Why shouldn't I eat fast food for literally every meal?

  1. #61
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls ONLY BRITS

    What if a Semi was coming the opposite way during a hand off?
  2. #62
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Mr Grylls, I just took a safety Traffic school course and Im feeling a bit preachy bout Road Safety, so Hmmmmm-meh!

  3. #63
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Don’t make me get my Highway Code book out
  4. #64
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So I got the chicken mcgriddle and its FUCKING DANK

    you gotta be drunk to enjoy such a thing (I was and did) because damn it's just a jr chicken on a mcgriddle kek

  5. #65
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    they even put the M on it, why??
  6. #66
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    thats where they hide the chemicals
  7. #67
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So I got the chicken mcgriddle and its FUCKING DANK

    you gotta be drunk to enjoy such a thing (I was and did) because damn it's just a jr chicken on a mcgriddle kek


    i got the same but i made them put bacon on mine

    i wasn't even drunk, i just have excellent taste

    i weigh 300lbs
  8. #68
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Who told you to stop eating? There's a wrap in the fridge whore . Shovel that down and sit on me . Thanks - from management
  9. #69
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Meikai i got the same but i made them put bacon on mine

    i wasn't even drunk, i just have excellent taste

    i weigh 300lbs


    300lbs? 🤨
  10. #70
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Don’t make me get my Highway Code book out

    I wonder (outside of your insane left side driving) how much different the rules are

    In Cali

    You can cross a double line including yellow if you make a 3 point UTurn unless posted otherwise

    You can travel up to 300 feet in a left turn only lane before crossing over the solid (big contradiction.. confusing as fuck. Not allowed for any other)

    You can't cold start a car on a freeway if it dies, you must wait with flashers and seatbelt on. Because a cold start will turn off lights including emergency flashers for several seconds which now confused oncoming traffic from behind with 0 ability to stop from running into you.
  11. #71
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    need a 600 lb woman who rolls over in bed and crushes my body between her fat roll and the wall
  12. #72
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Grylls 300lbs? 🤨

    (slight) hyperbole

    i am very fat tho
  13. #73
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Meikai (slight) hyperbole

    i am very fat tho

    Pic? Chick?
  14. #74
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it all goes to her tits, ass and penis.

  15. #75
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I got a hot chicken sandwich with a fried chicken ranch poutine as a side. Kill me now please is meth legal ye t



    I took one bite and put it in the fridge. total cost $60 I think im gonna hit up tyhe BLVD and try to buy a gram of cocaine

  16. #76
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    if i paid 60 dollars for food that looked like that i would go back and kill everyone who made it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #77
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster if i paid 60 dollars for food that looked like that i would go back and kill everyone who made it

    nah that was only $30 the rest was my girlfriends order (not pictured because she ate it) and the delivery fee also it was like $62 something uidk te full total its not on my phone
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    slow food
  19. #79
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster need a 600 lb woman who rolls over in bed and crushes my body between her fat roll and the wall

    Requires flour to find the wet spot
  20. #80
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I got a hot chicken sandwich with a fried chicken ranch poutine as a side. Kill me now please is meth legal ye t



    I took one bite and put it in the fridge. total cost $60 I think im gonna hit up tyhe BLVD and try to buy a gram of cocaine


    Got damn Canadian shit food

    That looks like something you would find in the shitter unflushed at a lesbian biker bar.
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