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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fuck me I never thought that this bullshit would happen.
    I'm going to have to get a job again because I live in the greatest country in the world!!!
    My money that I have so worked so hard for is now worth shit,I need to pass a an 8 panel drug test just to delver cars to a dealership!!
    Fuck this noise.
    My 401 k fucked me in the ass for over 15k this quarter and I bairly broke even last quarter.
    How the hell I'am I supposed to live on this?
    At least I have no debt but between inflation at 12% and 0% interest rates WTF? Can I do?
    I'm starting to get very ANGRY.
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  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Lets Go Brandon
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  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    The democrats are all getting what they asked for.
    It will show next election, people are pissed and rightfully so
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    There's a guy who literally shits his pants in company and sniffs children running the country.
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  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Becoming an American Hero is always an option. Not many have the courage to take it, but sometimes it's the only recourse a man has left.

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What about a testicle-less man?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by AngryOnion My 401 k fucked me in the ass for over 15k this quarter and I bairly broke even last quarter.

    Can't you move the money into exclusively energy stonks? Tech and the other traditional stonks are going to go way lower. ESG investing is a hand in your pocket, stealing your money. Put your money where the money is made - oil, gas, coal, defense.
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  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm self employed so I basically have to get a shitload of money in order to survive when I'm old. I'll probably just scheme my whole life
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Can't you move the money into exclusively energy stonks? Tech and the other traditional stonks are going to go way lower. ESG investing is a hand in your pocket, stealing your money. Put your money where the money is made - oil, gas, coal, defense.

    I could do that but then WTF Am I paying my management for.I really shouldent complain I have made a shitload in last few years but if next quarter shits the bed I'm out and going with another fund.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Meikai Becoming an American Hero is always an option. Not many have the courage to take it, but sometimes it's the only recourse a man has left.


    Blowing kids up isn't being a hero...
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  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    diversify your portfolio

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Blowing kids up isn't being a hero…

    yes it is
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Blowing kids up isn't being a hero…

    It is if the kids you blow up were gonna blow up even more kids if you didn't blow them up.
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by mmQ It is if the kids you blow up were gonna blow up even more kids if you didn't blow them up.

    Not if the kids the kids were going to blow up were going to be domestic terrorists.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    getting blown up builds character
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I could do that but then WTF Am I paying my management for.

    You pay them to swan around New York and do coke. It would make no sense if everyone who manages a fund could beat the market.

    I really shouldent complain I have made a shitload in last few years but if next quarter shits the bed I'm out and going with another fund.


    It sounds like they just stuck your money in the NASDAQ index or similar. I expect next quarter will be fairly bad. You could be taking that money out of over-valued US tech stonks and putting them into dirt cheap Chinese tech stonks.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not if the kids the kids were going to blow up were going to be domestic terrorists.

    Oh so you are pro-domestic terrorism. Cool. Cool cool cool. Me too. They really are the true heros.
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    remember the trading strategy of peter lynch of knowing what company you buy because they aren't lottery tickets

    Venture capitalist and "Shark Tank" star Kevin O'Leary — also known as Mr. Wonderful — casts a wide net for his cryptocurrency and Web3 investments, with each bet based on his decades of experience as a financial services pro and index investor.

    As there are currently 11 sectors of the S&P 500, most experts typically advise putting no more than 20% in any one sector, and no more than 5% in any one stock.

    O'Leary applies that strategy to his crypto portfolio and predicts crypto, blockchain, and innovative financial services will become the S&P 500's 12th sector within a decade. Now, he holds 32 positions in the digital asset sector, including solana, bitcoin, and blockchain firm Polygon. No single position takes up more than 5% of the allotted 20%, he explained.
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh so you are pro-domestic terrorism. Cool. Cool cool cool. Me too. They really are the true heros.

    No I said if the kids are blowing up kids who were going to be domestic terrorists then THOSE kids are cool not the blown up kids who were going to be domestic terrorists.

    I'm not even going to address your "heros" faux pas.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood remember the trading strategy of peter lynch of knowing what company you buy because they aren't lottery tickets

    I like Kevin o leary. The Lang and o leary exchange was a good show (as was shark tank and dragons den) and he's not afraid to say politically incorrect things. If I recall he's part Irish and part Lebanese and fucked his original partner out of the deal that made him a billion in educational software.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No I said if the kids are blowing up kids who were going to be domestic terrorists then THOSE kids are cool not the blown up kids who were going to be domestic terrorists.

    I'm not even going to address your "heros" faux pas.


    I said they ARE heros if they blow up kids that were gonna blow up other kids. Then you said.. (they would) NOT (be a hero) if the other kids were going to be domestic terrorists.
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