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My girlfriend's oven mitt

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Seriously WTF!
  2. #2
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Seriously WTF!

    They're slide mittens or slide cuffs.

    You use your thumb on the outer cuff to grip and slide out

    Not for large heavy oven trays.

    Unless you mean One In The Oven cootch tickler.. or maybe she meant that and you failed.
  3. #3
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    In the old days grandma used a fucking hand towel. Women were tough and burns common. People today are frail bitches
  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    she's gonna make u wear that when u fuck
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  5. #5
    its a codpiece
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