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Wario, you what you can bring to bars and nightclubs to attract women?
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2022-04-03 at 2:40 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-03 at 2:55 PM UTCJust remember if u give ur cocaine guy an extra 50 without telling him he'll give you the super coke.
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2022-04-03 at 2:58 PM UTCa nintendo DS and an IpadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-03 at 3:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master Cocaine.
Anytime you feel like getting your shitstar tongued by a hot young slut, buy about $200 [aka 25 million zlotskies] in cocaine and split it into two bags and go to a bar or night club. A week night is probably going to be your best bet, that's when the real trashy ones will be out.
Then you find a chick that looks like her dad molested her and ask her if she wants to do some cocaine, only opening the first bag and keeping the second bag a secret. The cocaine is going to be the litmus test, if she agrees to do cocaine with a stranger, she probably rims.
You guys dance, drink and talk all while doing the bag of cocaine, you keep the whole rimjobs and chicks who fuck dogs kink to yourself at this point in time. Make sure that you aren't doing all the cocaine to yourself and that she's getting more than you, you want your penis to work and cocaine can get in the way of that if you over indulge.
Then when the bag's empty and she inevitably wants to do more you say something along the lines of, I have some more at my place, wanna grab a 12 pack and go back there?
If she says no not really, see if you can get her to buy a bag so you can keep partying, she likely has a connect if shes doing coke at a bar on a tuesday. At this point tho you need to stop touching her, buying her drinks, ect and assume the mission is a failure. Go home and jerk ur dick like you usually do.
If she says yes, take her back to ur place and start with some of the beers you guys got on the way home, youre still not talking about rimming and dog fuckers, and you wait for her to bring up the "more cocaine" convo, in which case go get a couple lines out on a plate and don't let her see the bag until she agrees to rim you, which she probably will because she's a whore who does cocaine at some weirdo's house on a tuesday.
So true.
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2022-04-03 at 3:12 PM UTC
