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Here's why tatoos are stupid
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2022-03-22 at 1:19 AM UTCI personally dont like tattoos.
Im not wasting my money on one either.
I enjoy my skin as skin.
If I wanted art Id hang it on the wall.
Some people look ok with tattoos.
Other people look dumb.
Id never hire you.
Take you seriously.
Or trust you with any responsibility.
He might think he looks cool but where is looking like that ever going to get him?
My girlfriend wants another tattoo and that will make number 18 or something.
Most are small but one arm is practically covered.
Im hoping she slows down a lil bit on them soon as they are starting to be redundant and some seem to have lost their meaning/value in the present.
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2022-03-22 at 1:22 AM UTCwhat really pisses me off is i am not that art smart right >_>
I can't tell if a photo of Odinic tattoos on google images is a real image or touched up and photoshopped lol
So I don't want to get any portraits of the Alfather on my body and have it turn out below great quality that impresses people and brings glory to my god.
If your complex tattoo comes out shitty, it will bring shame to you whenever it's seen by others and I couldn't do that with a venerated image of my God.
But when I find someone who can do this I will get him hanging from Yggdrasil and another of him in the guise of the wanderer, rather than as the warking he is most commonly portrayed as. I move every 4-6 months to a new town and have learned so much from not sitting at home thinking i was the smartest of all, but moving amongst other people I would've never been in a position to study and anally stretch to submission. And the hanged sacrifice of the high one portrayal is one of my favorite sagas of His. -
2022-03-22 at 1:26 AM UTCI also take pride ian the fact that for all of my tattoos i have only spent about 500$.
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2022-03-22 at 1:29 AM UTC
Are these real and what would you estimate the cot of them to be to have a professional in a shop with an existing portfolio of doing portaits like this and this size?
In Juvie this kid had Only God Can Gudge Me and i thought it was the fuckin gfunniest thing cuz that G was so big they could never make it into a elievable J
another kid had MOBSTA stick pocked and he was so fat he had to wear red uniforms instead of blue liek all juveniles, I called him Cherry Tomata MOBSTA
When all my friendss were getting dumbass tattoos monthly I got 4 over the last 15 years. My mom wants me to get her name or MOM on me hahaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats I personally dont like tattoos.
Im not wasting my money on one either.
I enjoy my skin as skin.
If I wanted art Id hang it on the wall.
Some people look ok with tattoos.
Other people look dumb.
Id never hire you.
Take you seriously.
Or trust you with any responsibility.
He might think he looks cool but where is looking like that ever going to get him?
My girlfriend wants another tattoo and that will make number 18 or something.
Most are small but one arm is practically covered.
Im hoping she slows down a lil bit on them soon as they are starting to be redundant and some seem to have lost their meaning/value in the present.
I respect her choices though.
Do they have any sense of pattern or are they just random ass shit she got 18 times in her life?
Is she old as fuck like your ex or are you dating someone your own age now -
2022-03-22 at 1:31 AM UTCalso im sorry i didn't send you the hat and best buy gift card i was gonna surprise you with, i didn't go to the post office on my way to jail but i will send it to you at some point. sorry bout dat
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2022-03-22 at 1:34 AM UTC
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2022-03-22 at 1:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
Are these real and what would you estimate the cot of them to be to have a professional in a shop with an existing portfolio of doing portaits like this and this size?
In Juvie this kid had Only God Can Gudge Me and i thought it was the fuckin gfunniest thing cuz that G was so big they could never make it into a elievable J
another kid had MOBSTA stick pocked and he was so fat he had to wear red uniforms instead of blue liek all juveniles, I called him Cherry Tomata MOBSTA
When all my friendss were getting dumbass tattoos monthly I got 4 over the last 15 years. My mom wants me to get her name or MOM on me haha
My first pen bid this guy was doing cheap tattoos on weirdos and was kind of a bully. He made it from butter and one kid got MRSA and 2 others he drew dicks on. One was flame sleeves where one of the flames was clearly shaped like a penis. The other was a grim reaper where the reapers hood was hanging down like a dick in deaths face. The guy doing it turned out to be a rat and checked in when he got maxed. I saw him at a burger place once and stared at him while he was with some ugly girls and 17 kids. He didn't say Hi and I never liked him, guess he got into a different lyfestyle once his name was ruined. The guy he drew the grim reaper dick on became a born again Christian rapper who used to send me songs on my old Facebook. I'm gonna add him now fuck itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by spacepantz2 i enjoy my tatoo but i wont go overbored like this person neck and head are off limits
You should get your kids portraits on your other arm.
Like how does someone get this tattooed on them and not remove it, instead photoing it with their RL children's photo online to ciruclate as a bad tattoo meme.
And I agree with the tattoos anyhwere visable being a detraction from ones appearance, women its more relaxed a lot of times, but if you a respectable white man you don't flaunt your gang shit, or do things that make you look like a dumbfuck.
I guess with black males the more tattoos the better and because they already 2-5 shades away from pitch, any tattoos they get don't stand out and blemishes are largely obscured.
With asian people all imperfections stand out i've noticed, even more so than in whites. I don't think hispanic people look better with tattoos and typically their skin (and body tbh) ages very poorly especially fat mexicans in northern climates
I think imma aska my nigger friend marvin what happens if dark niggas like him get white ink tattooed on themThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:46 AM UTCI like that the black girl in the navy i have a crush on has 1 tattoo and it's of her dogs paw print on her ankle after he died.
Pretty koot.
My mexican ex i was with for most of my childhood got the tripple goddess moons with faces above her breast which i thought was super sexy at 18 & now she has a bunch of little ones cuz she's a little hair stylist lady who loved lady gaga and kat von D as a child.
I think when someone's convicted of a child sex offense they should get a large red X on their forehead to warn children/parents. Japan had something similar, that's why over in east/best asia they shun tattoos outside of criminals.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo My first pen bid this guy was doing cheap tattoos on weirdos and was kind of a bully. He made it from butter and one kid got MRSA and 2 others he drew dicks on. One was flame sleeves where one of the flames was clearly shaped like a penis. The other was a grim reaper where the reapers hood was hanging down like a dick in deaths face. The guy doing it turned out to be a rat and checked in when he got maxed. I saw him at a burger place once and stared at him while he was with some ugly girls and 17 kids. He didn't say Hi and I never liked him, guess he got into a different lyfestyle once his name was ruined. The guy he drew the grim reaper dick on became a born again Christian rapper who used to send me songs on my old Facebook. I'm gonna add him now fuck it
i did a homemade tattoo on my friend who loves to feel pain when we were all tweaked out, i told him i'm not doing some gay ass phrase or some shit that he wanted, and I convinced him he should get a triangle, because tringles are the most satisfying polygon, he said OK.
I made the ink myself from wood ash from a tree i knocked down and then made my own tools and spent about a day just slowly doing out of genuine interest in "authentic" primitive tattooing.
Mind you i was tweakin with my dad, kody is kinda dumb and I'm kinda nuts and were all tweakers inside during winter in the middle of fucking no where.
He loves how it turned out, despite me wanting to do it 3 times and only getting aorund to doing it twice. Thought about learning tattooing to do runic itattoos and black and white linework on other men and myself and then said nah, my scary wizard friend did my last 2 and were gonna do my next one soon but we keep putting it off cuz owns two companies and controls his wife and household ontop of wizard duties.
He's giving me a cadillac too when i get my license back in 2 weeks cuz my nigga just bought an AUDI and wanted to pass his Caddy down to the next man.
HollahThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-22 at 1:53 AM UTCwanna see?
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2022-03-22 at 1:58 AM UTC
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2022-03-22 at 1:59 AM UTCI wish I could get my lips tattooed blue but will have to stick with lipstick
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2022-03-22 at 2:07 AM UTCDo you wear blue lipstick that often? i've only ever seen red or black or darker colors worn, maybe it's just an america thing.
Do you do other colors as well? -
2022-03-22 at 11:23 AM UTCTattoos r for idiots
Y would I put a bumper sticker on a rolls royce? -
2022-03-22 at 11:02 PM UTC
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2022-03-24 at 1:04 PM UTC
wow tough guy. -
2022-03-24 at 1:12 PM UTCIve always loved tattoos and i hope to waste money on many more
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2022-03-24 at 1:19 PM UTC
