2022-03-16 at 9:09 PM UTC
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
She licked up some liquid arm and hammer oxyclean laundry soap.
What do I do?
I went to work...
Was that the wrong thing to do?
Does she need first aid?
2022-03-16 at 9:12 PM UTC
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You did the right thing by asking us first
I would say you put the cat down
2022-04-06 at 2:42 AM UTC
updating on fonaplats cat coming soon?
2022-04-06 at 2:49 AM UTC
i foamed at the outyh once
2022-04-06 at 3:17 AM UTC
Change its name to John Foam
2022-04-06 at 3:46 AM UTC
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
u sure its not bubbles? she did eat soap
2022-04-06 at 4:15 AM UTC
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Going top work after poisoning your cat is a dick move.
2022-04-06 at 9:52 AM UTC
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Try having sex with it maybe see if it's into rimming
2022-04-07 at 10:24 PM UTC
can't believe you killed your cat