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The "Crop Matrix" Effect

  1. #1
    If such an effect existed, what would it be, in your opinion?
  2. #2
    A bunch of shit.
  3. #3
    Maybe an effect where planting crops in alternating checkerboard patterns increases their yield
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Maybe an effect where planting crops in alternating checkerboard patterns increases their yield

    No.
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's all chupacabras
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No.

    Nah
  7. #7
    Maybe there is some numerical matrix generated for digitally zoomed photographs by AI that can take information from the cropped areas to extract motion data and reduce blur/composite multiple exposures in slightly different positions to recreate image detail.
  8. #8
    Wheat doesn't know it's been planted in a special checkerboard pattern...it doesn't give a fuck, it's going to grow at the same rate regardless assuming the same soil and environmental factors is/are used.
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  9. #9
    The wheat doesn't know but the soil knows what is planted in it where, thus creating the factual scientific phenomenon known as the "Crop Matrix" effect. By placing crops in the requisite arrangement, the soil's loam membranes will direct nutrients more efficiently along the root systems.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence The wheat doesn't know but the soil knows what is planted in it where

    No it doesn't..soil isn't sentient either.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No it doesn't..soil isn't sentient either.

    Plants are not sentient either, they don't need to be in order to respond to their environment. And similarly the soil's lifeosity has nothing to do with sentience. The soil is like a microbial supercomputer.

    This is what enables the phenomenon known as the "Crop Matrix" effect.
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Plants are not sentient either

    As I already noted (Wheat doesn't know it's been planted in a special checkerboard pattern)

    ...so again laying out your crops in certain patterns is irrelevant to their growth and production.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No it doesn't..soil isn't sentient either.

    propose an experimemt that proves the soil isnt sentient.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny propose an experimemt that proves the soil isnt sentient.

    Threaten it with fire and see what it does. All sentient beings will react to fire.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Threaten it with fire and see what it does. All sentient beings will react to fire.

    it stood its ground and dares you to burn it.

    now what.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As I already noted (Wheat doesn't know it's been planted in a special checkerboard pattern)

    …so again laying out your crops in certain patterns is irrelevant to their growth and production.

    Exactly, sentience isn't necessary for plant patterns to create the "Crop Matrix" effect, so it's not a valid objection. Next point.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it stood its ground and dares you to burn it.

    now what.

    Get an industrial strength blower and see if it stands it's ground then.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Exactly, sentience isn't necessary for plant patterns to create the "Crop Matrix" effect, so it's not a valid objection. Next point.

    That wasn't the objection...go back and read my posts again slowly this time till it sinks in.
  19. #19
    "Crop Matrix" effect confirmed.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercropping

    Ez GG. Next objection.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That wasn't the objection…go back and read my posts again slowly this time till it sinks in.

    That was indeed the only objection. If you had another objection, you would say it. You won't because you don't.

    Crops will grow more efficiently due to being planted in an efficient Crop Matrix. Ez.
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