The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-05-08 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #1121
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If this Tim Hortons doesn't have a big box for dirty needles in the bathroom then I don't even want to drink the coffee
2. 2022-05-08 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #1122
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Sudo If this Tim Hortons doesn't have a big box for dirty needles in the bathroom then I don't even want to drink the coffee

   
   I went to a pub once and in the cubicle there was a red bull can with its top torn off and several needles in it
   
   
   most courteous junkies I've ever heard of
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   • Sudo
3. 2022-05-08 at 12:10 PM UTC

   #1123
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by aldra I went to a pub once and in the cubicle there was a red bull can with its top torn off and several needles in it
   
   
   most courteous junkies I've ever heard of

   
   I went to a horse track once that's literally open for maybe 6 hours on Sunday and they had a massive full can in the bathroom. I think junkies were breaking in at night to sleep in the horse stalls or something
4. 2022-05-08 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #1124
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   They call me John Gammaphotons because I invented gamma ray photons
5. 2022-05-08 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #1125
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Who?

   
   Yes.
6. 2022-05-08 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #1126
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo I went to a horse track once that's literally open for maybe 6 hours on Sunday and they had a massive full can in the bathroom. I think junkies were breaking in at night to sleep in the horse stalls or something

   
   probably just the horses are fucking junkies
7. 2022-05-08 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #1127
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Don't care. have fun living on a planet dying and pure chaos.
   
   Your supplies will dry out soon or go moldy.

   
   Not according to the plan, get one.
8. 2022-05-08 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #1128
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who are you John Buttcuddle (inventor of the buttcuddle)?
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   • Sudo
9. 2022-05-08 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #1129
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My name is Standle Parkins and I work as a full-time Catholic priest and youth choir director, in addition to my other full-time hobby of candle-making and candle arrangement, as well as of course hand crafting LIVE LAUGH LOVE signs and fabrics and selling them on Etsy. DM me today for more info!
10. 2022-05-08 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #1130
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Banana (inventor of bananas)?
11. 2022-05-08 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #1131
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm Rick Moreanus please leave me alone.
12. 2022-05-08 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #1132
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    More like Wreck More-anus cuz you fuck ass
13. 2022-05-08 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #1133
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the island of Dr. Moreanus
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    • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
14. 2022-05-09 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #1134
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I like clown
15. 2022-05-09 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #1135
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I like clown

    
    
16. 2022-05-09 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #1136
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember "krumping?"
    
    I invented that. Fuck there was a good scene in American dad where they reference it. I might have imagined it idk
17. 2022-05-09 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #1137
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John McAfee (inventor of McAfee)?
18. 2022-05-09 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #1138
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you John Buttcuddle (inventor of the buttcuddle)?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Banana (inventor of bananas)?

    
    Who are you John One Trick Pony?
19. 2022-05-09 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #1139
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Who are you John One Trick Pony?

    
    You have me confused for someone else, you're thinking of Mr Juan Trickpony
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    • Sudo
20. 2022-05-09 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #1140
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    You guys sound like John Enward, originator of the N Word.
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    • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?