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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven Machines can be used as tools but tools cannot be used as machines.

    A stick is a tool. A lever is a machine. A stick can be used as a lever.

    A machine is an object or mechanical device that receives an input amount of work and transfers the energy to an output amount of work. For an ideal machine, the input work and output work are always the same. The six common simple machines are the lever, wheel and axle, pulley, inclined plane, wedge, and screw.
  2. If your factory has 20 workers, and you build a machine that can do the work of 50 workers, you don't need the 20 workers anymore. You only need one to keep the machine running.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If your factory has 20 workers, and you build a machine that can do the work of 50 workers, you don't need the 20 workers anymore. You only need one to keep the machine running.

    What if it takes 51 workers to keep that thing running?
  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker What if it takes 51 workers to keep that thing running?

    Then you build one more machine to do the work of the 51 workers who keep the first machine running.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Just work the one guy really hard.

  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ricky Berwick is underrated
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Does wal mart trigger YOU PEOPLE like it does me? It used to give me massive anxiety to the point i had to avoid it or only go i for 5-10 mins at a time before going out and smoking. now I just have an insane smile and fantasize about punching random people and also think on the other side of every aisle is beef and this is an open ground for us to throw down.

    Idky YOU PEOPLE are my therapists so I need uz 2 finisher out YYy
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon Just work the one guy really hard.


    didnt they have to change it to root beer because they were like oh shit we are advertising BOOZING to kids!
  9. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Bradley Sorry, when I'm sober I take criticism kinda like at face value that being personally. It's a weird quirk of my personality. I think a lot of it came from my mother who would criticize me in earnest (sometimse) and who would joke around with me a lot (I didn't understand it was joking) so most of my childhood was others that knew me fucking with me, cuz I could never get the joke, or understand when people were kidding, none of that shit.

    So I sometimes take things to heart and have thin skin, but when I drank none of that bothered me even my own self hatred didn't, I think that had a lot to do with my alcoholism in my early years.

    I just wanted people to like me and spend time with me as a child, and to a certain extent even as an adult. UNLESS THEY WERE FUCKING FAT.

    Bradley you are one long winded SOB and the fact that you take things so seriously makes me want to mess with you more. Also quit being fat phobic you cocksucker. It will cure your alcoholism if you’re less judgmental.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Wails into the night
  11. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Bradley you are one long winded SOB and the fact that you take things so seriously makes me want to mess with you more. Also quit being fat phobic you cocksucker. It will cure your alcoholism if you’re less judgmental.

    Thanks, here I was thinking AA was the solution. fralala you have big time big sister vibes. I had a half sister, a photo her holding me as an infant, her name was Daphnee or Desiree or honestly something else with a D, don't remember her, my father dropped out of her life too before he created mine.

    Always wondered what it would be like to have a big sister, maybe that's why i take your words seriously.

    Thanks for not messing with me more, some days I'm just sad I guess. I don't mind fat girls btw, just not fat men
  12. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Bradley you are one long winded SOB and the fact that you take things so seriously makes me want to mess with you more. Also quit being fat phobic you cocksucker. It will cure your alcoholism if you’re less judgmental.

    Thanks, here I was thinking AA was the solution. fralala you have big time big sister vibes. I had a half sister, a photo her holding me as an infant, her name was Daphnee or Desiree or honestly something else with a D, don't remember her, my father dropped out of her life too before he created mine.

    Always wondered what it would be like to have a big sister, maybe that's why i take your words seriously.

    Thanks for not messing with me more, some days I'm just sad I guess. I don't mind fat girls btw, just not fat men
  13. frala Avant garde shartist
    Personally I think you just need to live your life more like Jesus. Try walking around bare foot, teach a man to fish, sleep in a tomb, and suck a fat man’s dick.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frala Personally I think you just need to live your life more like Jesus.



    you fucking want one, Moshe?
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  15. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Personally I think you just need to live your life more like Jesus. Try walking around bare foot, teach a man to fish, sleep in a tomb, and suck a fat man’s dick.

    I won't walk around barefoot because I havea rthritis and if I break the bones in my feet it'll be a forever kinda fuck up situation, even my hands where ive fought and damaged them still hurt when i write and fish.

    I have taught many men and one little girl, I love to sleep on yoga mats rn i sleep on a bed but i do not like it. and I"m not sucking a fat man's dick, thanks.
  16. frala Avant garde shartist
    Sigh ok FINE FINE I will come bail you out next time you get arrested and I’ll bring your arthritis medicine
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I would want to smoke weed with Jesus
  18. "These people who want to make America great again are the enemy of our country, and I won't stand for it."

    -Joe Biden
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Also quit being fat phobic you cocksucker. It will cure your alcoholism if you’re less judgmental.

    Why? I have a friend who is very non-judgemental and also an alcoholic. It's not a rhetorical question, I want to know your reasoning in case I can help him.
  20. frala Avant garde shartist
    I wasn’t being serious
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