2022-03-09 at 2:23 AM UTC
Folks, becuz of all that time spent on the toilet, are u often running late?
2022-03-09 at 2:34 AM UTC
post your address ill fucking murder you, niger
2022-03-09 at 3:48 AM UTC
One time I picked up my cat and flipped her over onto her back for fluffle-wuffle snuggle-wuggles.
When I flipped her over I noticed about 1/4 inch of a turd partially coming out of her bum-bum.
We locked eyes.
As I held her, the piece of poop slowly retracted back into her butt.
She must have heard me coming into the sunroom from the litter box, hopped out and tried to play it cool.
"I dindu nuffin, officer."
I set her down, gave her a buttload of sardines, and closed her out in the sunroom for fifteen minutes or so. She finished her business in the litter box when I came back.
Good kitty. Stinky poopie fluffer.
All she wanted was to take a dump in peace.
2022-03-09 at 5:43 AM UTC
If you're going to use words like "incompletely evacuate" at least say "stool" or some shit, no pun intended.
