Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?

1. 2022-03-25 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Nile k, ive been released from the hospital. held me 4 2 weeks. and uh yeah, am disabled af now. it will get better when the bandages r removed, i need to invest in scissors like rly bad but otherwise i think ill manage alright, just slower.
   
   i can still write with a pen half decently.
   
   have found a shithole room to occupy to start my "drinking to death in a shitty garret" part of my existence.

   
   Reply to me
2. 2022-03-26 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #82
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Nile k, ive been released from the hospital. held me 4 2 weeks. and uh yeah, am disabled af now. it will get better when the bandages r removed, i need to invest in scissors like rly bad but otherwise i think ill manage alright, just slower.
   
   i can still write with a pen half decently.
   
   have found a shithole room to occupy to start my "drinking to death in a shitty garret" part of my existence.

   
   Go die
3. 2022-03-26 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #83
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   A day late and several fingers short
4. 2022-03-26 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #84
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fucking hell that looks like one of those crew shots from an 80s horror movie, like the guys from Hellraiser posing in-costume with a torture rack
5. 2022-03-26 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #85
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Why did Nil lose his hands to hypothermia? Am I retarded? That takes so much time?
6. 2022-03-26 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #86
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Why did u wait so long??
7. 2022-03-26 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #87
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I’m so sad & so sorry.
8. 2022-03-26 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #88
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Creature From the Black Lagoon: "Hi. I'm the Creature from the Black Lagoon."
   Nile: "Hold my beer, Creetch."
9. 2022-03-26 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #89
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   probably should've spent that btc I sent you ages ago on gloves instead of meth
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10. 2022-03-26 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #90
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fuck.
11. 2022-03-26 at 8:16 AM UTC

    #91
    smokemon Houston
    I hope you'll eventually post pictures of your nubs.
    
    If they ever ask you for your name on a pickup food order you should tell them it's for "Stumpy."
    
    Sorry about your hand, can you still fap?
12. 2022-03-26 at 8:17 AM UTC

    #92
    

    spacepantz2 Houston

    Originally posted by smokemon I hope you'll eventually post pictures of your nubs.
    
    If they ever ask you for your name on a pickup food order you should tell them it's for "Stumpy."
    
    Sorry about your hand, can you still fap?

    
    everyone can fap with tape and a fleshlight
13. 2022-03-26 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #93
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why did Nil lose his hands to hypothermia? Am I retarded? That takes so much time?

    
    he lost them to frostbite, dumb ass. and it doesn't take long at all for that to happen. dumb injun got drunk and passed out outside in winter in Edmonton. that's surely enuff.
14. 2022-03-26 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #94
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Frankly I'm pretty amazed for the amount of times I've walked to the bar nearby in the winter, gotten blackout drunk and not remembered the 2nd half of the night let alone walking home, that I myself haven't passed out outside and gotten severe frostbite let alone just died on the streets.
    
    Some kid here just died like that the other month, and he was literally behind the bar he was at passed out behind a dumpster, and nobody saw him. He was reported as a missing person and they found him a few days later. It probably should've been me but whatever. I guess that's the difference between an amateur drunk and a professional.
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15. 2022-03-27 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #95
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    They find them frozen like statues in the morning over here, stuck to fences, walls and entranceways.
16. 2022-03-27 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #96
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
17. 2022-03-27 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
    I actually like Bizarro a lot but you're just randomly posting them everywhere and actually making them unfunny.
18. 2022-03-27 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #98
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They find them frozen like statues in the morning over here, stuck to fences, walls and entranceways.

    hopefully some day it's you.
19. 2022-03-27 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #99
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra probably should've spent that btc I sent you ages ago on gloves instead of meth

    
    I sent him money and he posted a fancy bottle of liquor. There's a chance we may be enabling him
20. 2022-03-27 at 11:49 AM UTC

    #100
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung he lost them to frostbite, dumb ass. and it doesn't take long at all for that to happen. dumb injun got drunk and passed out outside in winter in Edmonton. that's surely enuff.

    
    Don’t ever quote me again. When I ask a question it is never for you. Stupid. Crawl back under ur rock, real life I would beat u senseless
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