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  1. #61
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No they aren't.


    They're there in behalf of future man. They're protesting eggs and how dumb we are at making them into versions that taste good.
  2. #62
    Humans are just another branch of evolution that went wrong...they had their chance, it's time to move aside and make room for the ant people.
  3. #63
    It's a bit like star wars...at first everyone thought Luke Skywalker was the chosen one...but it turned out to be Darth Vader...same with humans and ants...everyone thought the humans are the chosen ones...nope...
  4. #64
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They are going to protest the covid restrictions…that no longer exist…

    I'm pretty sure truckers still need to prove loyalty to "The Science!" by taking one of the various poisonous and entirely ineffective beta covid shots. A highly dangerous vaccine for a disease that doesn't even exist any more.



    Pwediepie has come out as antifa too. Sad!
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Humans are just another branch of evolution that went wrong…they had their chance, it's time to move aside and make room for the ant people.

    P sure that's what happening. For every new human born there are like 75,000 new ants
  6. #66
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ P sure that's what happening. For every new human born there are like 75,000 new ants

    It pisses me off that my ant farm currently consists of the queen and like 3 ants. After 18 months or so. I can't even grow ants. Maybe they've been escaping somehow, and not been able to get back in.
  7. #67
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It pisses me off that my ant farm currently consists of the queen and like 3 ants. After 18 months or so. I can't even grow ants. Maybe they've been escaping somehow, and not been able to get back in.

    Have you checked your pants?
  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how many ants it would take to fit into a standard human body
  9. #69
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder how many ants it would take to fit into a standard human body

    40% more than it would have 50yrs ago.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #70
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is than obesity joke?

    Are humans really 40% heavier than they were 50 years ago?

    Of course not but I'm gullible today you can tell me anything and I might believe you
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We are probably 4% heavier on average.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by mmQ Is than obesity joke?

    Are humans really 40% heavier than they were 50 years ago?

    Of course not but I'm gullible today you can tell me anything and I might believe you

    Weight and volume are different things sparky.
  13. #73
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Weight and volume are different things sparky.

    Explain your comment then.
  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was wrong.
  15. #75
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I was wrong.

    Yeah I bet. Ever try to get into a 1960s car?
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yeah I bet. Ever try to get into a 1960s car?

    No. What happens if you do?
  17. #77
    Originally posted by mmQ Explain your comment then.

    ...get a balloon and blow it up, then get another and blow it up 40% bigger than the first...weigh both balloons.

    do this 10 times till you black out.
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do I need to fill them with ants?
  19. #79
    Originally posted by mmQ Do I need to fill them with ants?

    Not yet.
  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Say you have an unflated? balloon and then you have a flated one. Will the flated one fit more ants? The answer would seem to be an obvious yes, BUT IS IT? yiu can keep cramming ants into an unflated balloon and probably make it flate into the size of a bigger balloon not filled with ants but filled with air
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