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wish me luck tomorrow lads... I've got me driving test

  1. #1
    filtration African Astronaut
    hope I pass so I can get out of skem.
  2. #2
    Good luck, Remember if a pedestrian has even 1 foot on the road you have to stop for them...that happened on my test back in England...some old duffer one step on the road one on the pavement...I stopped, the traffic behind started honking...but I passed and the examiner even commented on my confidence in stopping like that with a ton of traffic behind me.

    ...also wear tight pants that show off your bulge.
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    filtration African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good luck, Remember if a pedestrian has even 1 foot on the road you have to stop for them…that happened on my test back in England…some old duffer one step on the road one on the pavement…I stopped, the traffic behind started honking…but I passed and the examiner even commented on my confidence in stopping like that with a ton of traffic behind me.

    …also wear tight pants that show off your bulge.

    Should I stick a sock down there so the instructor is too occupied by my bulge rather than mistakes I make?
  4. #4
    Originally posted by filtration Should I stick a sock down there so the instructor is too occupied by my bulge rather than mistakes I make?

    Doesn't hurt, I mean the examiner could be a woman, a faggot or a straight fella....that's 2 out of 3 chances of it helping.
  5. #5
    Have a couple drinks first so you aren't as nervous
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Solstice Have a couple drinks first so you aren't as nervous

    Solid advice
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  7. #7
    Policecops Yung Blood
    One drop of alcohol and its off to the rape house
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Don’t listen to these faggots they all drive automatics

    It’s all about nerves really which might lead to making a mistake but that happens to most people first time so don’t worry too much

    But good luck
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Grylls Don’t listen to these faggots they all drive automatics

    Psssh, I was driving a manual while you were still suckling on your momma's tit (last week).
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I learned to drive on a Jeep Wagoneer with manual lock-out hubs.
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't hurt, I mean the examiner could be a woman, a faggot or a straight fella….that's 2 out of 3 chances of it helping.

    You have an uncanny ability to bring men's sexual organs into any conversation.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have an uncanny ability to bring men's sexual organs into any conversation.

    ...there was no mention of men's sexual organs in the post you just quoted...clearly your imagination is working overtime again.
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …also wear tight pants that show off your bulge.





    Originally posted by filtration Should I stick a sock down there so the instructor is too occupied by my bulge rather than mistakes I make?



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't hurt, I mean the examiner could be a woman, a faggot or a straight fella….that's 2 out of 3 chances of it helping.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have an uncanny ability to bring men's sexual organs into any conversation.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …there was no mention of men's sexual organs in the post you just quoted…clearly your imagination is working overtime again.

  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …there was no mention of men's sexual organs in the post you just quoted…

    RaEdign iZ haahrD
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson RaEdign iZ haahrD



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
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