wish me luck tomorrow lads... I've got me driving test

1. 2022-03-02 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #1
   filtration African Astronaut
   hope I pass so I can get out of skem.
2. 2022-03-02 at 9:44 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Good luck, Remember if a pedestrian has even 1 foot on the road you have to stop for them...that happened on my test back in England...some old duffer one step on the road one on the pavement...I stopped, the traffic behind started honking...but I passed and the examiner even commented on my confidence in stopping like that with a ton of traffic behind me.
   
   ...also wear tight pants that show off your bulge.
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3. 2022-03-02 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Good luck, Remember if a pedestrian has even 1 foot on the road you have to stop for them…that happened on my test back in England…some old duffer one step on the road one on the pavement…I stopped, the traffic behind started honking…but I passed and the examiner even commented on my confidence in stopping like that with a ton of traffic behind me.
   
   …also wear tight pants that show off your bulge.

   
   Should I stick a sock down there so the instructor is too occupied by my bulge rather than mistakes I make?
4. 2022-03-02 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by filtration Should I stick a sock down there so the instructor is too occupied by my bulge rather than mistakes I make?

   
   Doesn't hurt, I mean the examiner could be a woman, a faggot or a straight fella....that's 2 out of 3 chances of it helping.
5. 2022-03-03 at 12:08 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Have a couple drinks first so you aren't as nervous
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6. 2022-03-03 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #6
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by Solstice Have a couple drinks first so you aren't as nervous

   
   Solid advice
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   • Solstice
7. 2022-03-03 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #7
   Policecops Yung Blood
   One drop of alcohol and its off to the rape house
8. 2022-03-03 at 5:57 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Don’t listen to these faggots they all drive automatics
   
   It’s all about nerves really which might lead to making a mistake but that happens to most people first time so don’t worry too much
   
   But good luck
9. 2022-03-03 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Don’t listen to these faggots they all drive automatics

   
   Psssh, I was driving a manual while you were still suckling on your momma's tit (last week).
10. 2022-03-03 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I learned to drive on a Jeep Wagoneer with manual lock-out hubs.
11. 2022-03-03 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't hurt, I mean the examiner could be a woman, a faggot or a straight fella….that's 2 out of 3 chances of it helping.

    
    You have an uncanny ability to bring men's sexual organs into any conversation.
12. 2022-03-03 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have an uncanny ability to bring men's sexual organs into any conversation.

    
    ...there was no mention of men's sexual organs in the post you just quoted...clearly your imagination is working overtime again.
13. 2022-03-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …also wear tight pants that show off your bulge.

    
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by filtration Should I stick a sock down there so the instructor is too occupied by my bulge rather than mistakes I make?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't hurt, I mean the examiner could be a woman, a faggot or a straight fella….that's 2 out of 3 chances of it helping.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have an uncanny ability to bring men's sexual organs into any conversation.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …there was no mention of men's sexual organs in the post you just quoted…clearly your imagination is working overtime again.

    
    
14. 2022-03-03 at 8:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …there was no mention of men's sexual organs in the post you just quoted…

    
    RaEdign iZ haahrD
15. 2022-03-03 at 8:49 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson RaEdign iZ haahrD

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker