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imagine living in a place called BALLSACK

  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
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  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you did bnefore you were born
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  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    imagine living in a Lowes Home Improvement
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    smokemon Houston
    There's a lake in Minnesota called "Little Dick Lake."

    PS

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooter,_Missouri

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball_Village,_Maryland

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mianus,_Connecticut

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Tit,_South_Carolina

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickshooter_(Idaho)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder how many people get really baked and go there specifically just to walk around and giggle every time they see the town name posted anywhere
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Fucking, Austria. The village changed its name on 1 January 2021 to "Fugging"[1]
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by smokemon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickshooter_(Idaho)

    Okay but this is the coolest fucking name ever.

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  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra imagine living in a Lowes Home Improvement

    I do, every day. But society won't let me express myself truly

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  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nigga have you ever heard of Newfoundland? The names of these towns are the most sensible thing about the whole province

    Black Tickle
    Chimney Tickle
    Leading Tickles
    Tickle Cove
    Tickle Harbour
    Blow Me Down
    Come by Chance
    Comfort Cove
    Conception Bay
    Cupids
    Dildo
    Exploits
    Happy Adventure
    Happy Valley
    Heart’s Content
    Heart’s Delight
    Heart’s Desire
    Little Heart’s Ease
    Little Paradise
    Man Point
    Muddy Hole
    Placentia
    Tilting
    Virgin Cove
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol you forgot Pee Pee Island
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Dildo



    Holy shit they even have a local Super Hero named Captain Dildo.
  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Holy shit they even have a local Super Hero named Captain Dildo.

    Yeah Jimmy Kimmel did an extended bit about dildo that got them some notoriety recently
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pretty sure I've posted about it before but there's a place here called Yorkey's Knob where they have an annual Festival of the Knob where they crown a Knob King and Knob Queen
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I drive through Balzac once a week.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Obbe I drive through Balzac once a week.

    What exactly are you driving through your balzac? Pins? Nails? Stakes? How advanced is your CBT fetish?
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe I drive through Balzac once a week.

    Careful on that Deerfoot, its the real highway of tears
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra imagine living in a Lowes Home Improvement

    Imagine living in Mega Lo Mart.


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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Imagine living in Mega Lo Mart.





    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I do, every day. But society won't let me express myself truly

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  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Ok I'm imagining it. Now what?
  20. #20
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok I'm imagining it. Now what?

    Imagine finally being set free. Imagine fleeing at FULL SPEED. Imagine crashing into a soft, sticky structure and slowly being absorbed into it. Imagine your consciousness fading as something new begins to emerge.
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