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Harpoon Suplex

  1. #1
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Wouldn't that be a cool name for a wrestling finishing move?
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    No
  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Not as cool as the Ole dick twist.
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  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Power Intestine


    guy that turns you upside down in his shoulders and reaches up inside you whether it be your asshole or vaginal canal and either way , he grips your intestines with a fist, clumps them, and forecfully tears them out of the hole he came from
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  5. #5
    smokemon Houston
    Harpoon Suplex is a gay bath house code word for Herpes Simplex.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I used to like wrestling until I was like 12 and then grew a set of hairy balls
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The Epsteiner
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The best wrestling moves are region specific like "the new jersey naptime" by paraplegic wrestler Droz, like how is taking a nap in New Jersey any different? There's the Tennessee something rather and the Texas something that begins with S. Here are some others I made up

    The Miami Meltdown
    Portland Piledriver
    Arizona Taco Drop
    Hoboken Hammer Time
    Albuquerque Anal Smash
    Texarcana Tickle
    Louisville fire hose
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