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Spacecat Cocaine Club Membership Pass to a REAL LIFE Cocaine Space Station⛄🪐

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    The Problem
    Luxury is a result of a stagnant modern society that does not strive towards the future. The combination of social media along with a growing market economy has increased the average person's desire for a luxury based lifestyle instead of a science space based one. As a result many have wasted their lives pursuing goals that do not advance the human race into being able to live in space. We need a new goal of conquering the stars and beyond.

    The Solution
    Doing cocaine, smoking weed and drinking beer in space is clearly the answer.

    Spacecat Cocaine Club's idea is simple yet powerful - create a new business model that farms cocaine on a giant space farm and launches it down to earth on pods out of the reach of the pesky goberments and using rockchain rypto tech to avoid the space alien energy bankers.

    Once enough money is raised (est. several hundred billion USD) A space station will be built using the talent of the scientific and industrial communities and decentralized finance. Space X will be hired to launch the station into low earth orbit and assemble it. It will be complete with a full hydroponics lab capable of producing enough cocaine to compete with the entire supply grown on earth right now.

    All the harvesting of coca leaf done on the station will be automated by robots and a cocaine AI but there will be a bar and lounge built so that Spacecat Cocaine Club members can come and drink in the bar and try the product for free and watch the robots work.
    Once the market is cornered on exotic space cocaine the rocket fuel and maintenance will pay for itself

    Free cocaine and weed will be launched to earth for all holders of the Spacecat Cocaine Club Member Card
    There will be different tiers of the card for different membership levels. The basic level covers all of the above but other perks can be added on later or changed with different memberships.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Why can't get China to manufacture a cocaine analog and just call it space coke.
    Then with all the money you saved on a space station you could spend on a moon settlement.
    I don't think there are any laws on the moon for anything so you could literally do anything you want.
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    Bradley victim of incest
    Have you thought about utilizing your own form of decentralized banking? I noticed Cocoin and Coincaine are both available option.

    Send 10, send 20, send 40, we got that cocoin, that coincane my nigga, what you need ok well what you can you afford to buy
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    we just need a billion to get this off the ground

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