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CandyRein and I had a great Valentines Day together.

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    Bradley victim of incest


    Celebrated Black History Month


    I went to the wedding with the girl from the Navy too. I never kissed a black girl before so that's kinda cool. We're gonna hang out when i come back from jail. I didn't tell her i'm gonna disappear but she lives on the coast and i'm in wiscconsin, so. I hope she doesn't think i ghosted her lol, and when i get out my friend is gonna give a cadillac that he been rollin in the deep with for a while cuz he got an audi, so that way i can jjust pay for the ignition interlock and then be able to drive far distances to go places where no one recognizes me and do unique things that i can't do as everyone within 5 miles of my mom's house is on guard for me as i've lived here a long time.

    I didn't get laid tho because i really wanna make this work and i also got so drunk that the brides uncle drove her home cuz he knows her foster dad whose like her dad the black lady i mean



    she said she'll be back in spring and i'm like bet then i'mma have a cadillac, a job, not be drunk, and not be around 200 white people trying to cock block me when i'm just trying to get into my next long term relationship with some girl i've had fantasies about for like idk the whole time i was in school i guess

    she got really really really drunk too, which was kinda lulzy, cuz i only drank 22 glasses of wine and 1 diet coke (i didn't plan on drinkign alcohol) and she had about 9 mixers




    Or black month for short.

    She also wants to get out of the navy and go back to school to becom ea special ed teacher for elementary school kids and i figured that's perfect honestly cuz i'm a retarded child
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Nigger you are a predator
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Yo hairline recede farther than a southerner in charleston trying to call himself a blue jacket
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    Bradley victim of incest
    why cuz i can get my own girls and you can't except try to cuff one online who never has even talked to you on the phone?

    ya bro!~!~!~!~ let's be real, i come on this forum to make jokes, u for real think candyrein will meet up with you to come live in your low income housing crackden that looks like it smells like a goodwill?

    OK

    meanwhile i'm gettin ga cadillac, my childhood friend to be my girlfriend, maybe a new place to visit, ive never seen a navy base nigga, so like the world's all about possibilities

    FOR ME

    I'm 6'1, 28, white, kind, listen to gangsta rap, get hella food stamps, i get dat government check, got no kids, no warrants, no parole, no sex cases, i'mmma have a cadillac, and i love cooking. 8 inch weiner.

    You?
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    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Yo hairline recede farther than a southerner in charleston trying to call himself a blue jacket

    You kidnap yourself just to be wanted.
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    Originally posted by Bradley

    holly phuck

    look at the size of that arm. i hope its yours.

    for your sake.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley

    This has a strong 'used car salesman of the year' award and is quite wholesome. I'm proud of you.
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley meanwhile i'm gettin ga cadillac

    Radiator ain't been flushed since 2001
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    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny holly phuck

    look at the size of that arm. i hope its yours.

    for your sake.

    I like chubby girls bro i always have, it goes well with my skeleton frame.



    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Radiator ain't been flushed since 2001

    white people take care of their vehicles
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    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol Bradley u crack me up
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    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol Bradley u crack me up

    Jonathandavisontweakits1993

    Originally posted by Bradley white people take care of their vehicles

    Na, white people who work take care of their vehicles. You that nigga who was released from prison acting like you just got out of iraq.
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    Originally posted by Bradley I like chubby girls bro i always have, it goes well with my skeleton frame.

    i thank you for your services.
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