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Who the fuck murdered Bob friggin Saget?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Autopsy results and the police report didn't add up.
    No one gets half a dozen skull fractures and ligature marks from bumping their head on a kitchen cabinet...
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    ?
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya, it’s definitely weird. Interested to know more.
  4. #4
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Enhanced masturbation tactic gone wrong
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  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]


    Something fishy is going on...
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    when u r shown the evidence before a military tribunal that proves you are either a deep state player or a pedo they give you a choice of rat on ur buddy's and accidentally die leaving your family out of the scandal and the familys get to keep the money.
    or let the world see what you did when this all comes out. if true I would have to think he knew he was gonna die, he even talked about being found dead soon a month or two ago. time will tell.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT he even talked about being found dead soon a month or two ago. time will tell.

    Source?
  8. #8
    It's those fucking evil twins.
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's those fucking evil twins.

    The only time you are funny is when you are trying to be serious. That's when everyone laughs.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Not only that, some places are trying to say it was a backwards fall that did it. Like, how do you get two black eyes falling BACKWARDS?
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    He was a Satanic sacrifice, just like Robin Williams and all the others. They hold the ritual with a stand-in dummy (like a voodoo doll), then they send someone out to do the actual killing. He got clubbed in the back of the head as he was opening his hotel room door, then they laid him on the bed and left quietly. The video camera footage was then deleted and the alarm turned on.
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