My Grandma lives beside a church

1. 2022-02-13 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   Inside said church is a Piano, I want to play.
2. 2022-02-13 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I doubt they will stop you. If they do just say you want to serve God and then run away singing a hymn
3. 2022-02-13 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   is your grandma fuckable
4. 2022-02-13 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   I have a tent with a queen matress. Maybe I could set it up in the back yard and waltz into the church during daytime and play. I could have someone come in there and listen to me play.
5. 2022-02-13 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
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6. 2022-02-13 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Churches are often unlocked and not really guarded, just get a pickup truck and a strong buddy and a dolly and take the piano home with you.
7. 2022-02-13 at 6:06 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice Churches are often unlocked and not really guarded, just get a pickup truck and a strong buddy and a dolly and take the piano home with you.

   
   My Grandma owns that Church.
8. 2022-02-13 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lucrimosa My Grandma owns that Church.

   
   I'm sure she has insurance
9. 2022-02-13 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Do you know the difference between a piano and an organ?
10. 2022-02-13 at 4:15 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Do you know the difference between a piano and an organ?

    
    Your daughter doesn't suck pianos?
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11. 2022-02-13 at 4:15 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Maybe your daughter could teach her.
    
    Or your momma.