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My Grandma lives beside a church

  1. 2022-02-13 at 12:02 AM UTC
    #1
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Inside said church is a Piano, I want to play.
  2. 2022-02-13 at 12:23 AM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I doubt they will stop you. If they do just say you want to serve God and then run away singing a hymn
  3. 2022-02-13 at 12:27 AM UTC
    #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    is your grandma fuckable
  4. 2022-02-13 at 12:36 AM UTC
    #4
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    I have a tent with a queen matress. Maybe I could set it up in the back yard and waltz into the church during daytime and play. I could have someone come in there and listen to me play.
  5. 2022-02-13 at 3:10 AM UTC
    #5
    blaster master victim of incest
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  6. 2022-02-13 at 4:43 AM UTC
    #6
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Churches are often unlocked and not really guarded, just get a pickup truck and a strong buddy and a dolly and take the piano home with you.
  7. 2022-02-13 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #7
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Churches are often unlocked and not really guarded, just get a pickup truck and a strong buddy and a dolly and take the piano home with you.

    My Grandma owns that Church.
  8. 2022-02-13 at 3:53 PM UTC
    #8
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa My Grandma owns that Church.

    I'm sure she has insurance
  9. 2022-02-13 at 4:13 PM UTC
    #9
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Do you know the difference between a piano and an organ?
  10. 2022-02-13 at 4:15 PM UTC
    #10
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by stl1 Do you know the difference between a piano and an organ?

    Your daughter doesn't suck pianos?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 2022-02-13 at 4:15 PM UTC
    #11
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Maybe your daughter could teach her.

    Or your momma.
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