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guyw iv just done one of the hardest things in who knows how long

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i was sitting down at this cafe in valetta in malta at the bottom of the stairs like newr the waterway or coast but the thing was i was walking around just hoping to meet a woman or hunting as i do. and when i finally gave up i was like fuk it im not gonna go to that one coffee shop with all thr cougars around because i see this one on the bottom with the betetr sea giew fuk tyring to meet anyone right now and just relax the view and get a coffee. so i went and i was sitting down reading this gaming magaizne and out of the blue all of a sudden i noticed this curly haired chick just sitting in front of me. i was like fuk if i just had the balls to say hey you have gorgeous hair to her and see if shell hesr it and turn and look at me but kept backing out like everything told me ill just talk to the open air like it would happen in poland. but for eome reason i got a good vibe not a bitch vibe from her like polish females and said it after a while and she did turn and ended up even joining my table and iw asnt all nervous with her like the other woman i met here also a few days ago you guys recall her pic maybe. this one i had a normal non shaky or nervous conversation. she was super hot like dark curly hair and some wrinkles thus mature or o,der what i like and claimed to be 50 i told her im not that young either although look 28 im actually in my late 30s and this opened her up i think a bit more to the ides of fuking me who knows but got her facebook and hopefully will be getting some not too long from now or in the coming days or week or so.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat i was sitting down at this cafe in valetta in malta at the bottom of the stairs like newr the waterway or coast but the thing was i was walking around just hoping to meet a woman or hunting as i do. and when i finally gave up i was like fuk it im not gonna go to that one coffee shop with all thr cougars around because i see this one on the bottom with the betetr sea giew fuk tyring to meet anyone right now and just relax the view and get a coffee. so i went and i was sitting down reading this gaming magaizne and out of the blue all of a sudden i noticed this curly haired chick just sitting in front of me. i was like fuk if i just had the balls to say hey you have gorgeous hair to her and see if shell hesr it and turn and look at me but kept backing out like everything told me ill just talk to the open air like it would happen in poland. but for eome reason i got a good vibe not a bitch vibe from her like polish females and said it after a while and she did turn and ended up even joining my table and iw asnt all nervous with her like the other woman i met here also a few days ago you guys recall her pic maybe. this one i had a normal non shaky or nervous conversation. she was super hot like dark curly hair and some wrinkles thus mature or o,der what i like and claimed to be 50 i told her im not that young either although look 28 im actually in my late 30s and this opened her up i think a bit more to the ides of fuking me who knows but got her facebook and hopefully will be getting some not too long from now or in the coming days or week or so.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I got halfway through the first sentence before my brain told me to go fuck myself
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I love looking at women's hair. IDK if you have non whites in poland, you're basically a nigger nation so i expect your immigration numbers are not anything like most of your Europe. I noticed that Mexicans/Native Americans have the thickest black hair you could ever imagine, Blacks have cadillac springs but if they're cut with white they'll have soft teddy bear hair, Asian people have the finest white people hair but it's always black (The finer the hair the farther East Asian they are, with Japanese as the best asians/like Nordics for whites)

    White people hair has the most diversity but I mean you gotta have really thick curled brown hair like THICK THICK and long if you expect me to even notice

    but i see a black girl with a shaved head and im like "hey can i touch your fluff?" and do it before she says yes

    Stop being a pussy. Most of your pedophilism stems from being a coward and thinking you're a bitch of a man, have you considered working out or purchasing a gun or getting crystal meth? If you do all 3 all bitches will flock to you
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    damm her facebook shows i think she has a dude or a husband.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    Bradley Florida Man
    yea she won't fuck you bro
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    Bradley Florida Man
    i imagine you sitting there with a half limp erection and you're like "Oh maybe she'll go for me"

    and you message her "hey u like dogs/?"

    and she's like 'Yeah I have two'

    "Do you wanna have sex with them?"

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I got halfway through the first sentence before my brain told me to go fuck myself

    This is exactly what happened to me. Something about a coffee shop in malta
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat

    THE GRANDMA FILT3R
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    Originally posted by Wariat

    Jesus..didn't need the close up.
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    Originally posted by Wariat

    The legs look shapely in this one but the rest isn't good.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo THE GRANDMA FILT3R

    unironically looks like the kind of photoshop enhancement my granddad used to put on family christmas photos when he sent them out as cards
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    What are you doing in Malta anyway?

    Taking a break from taking a break?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    OP molests children
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