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Like let's say i'm fixing a computer that someone shares with their wife or minor child and i find

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    Bradley victim of incest
    BBC Pornography and big black men fucking little white boys or like 1 lady getting passed around by 30 niggers and bukaked and shit and be like all concerned

    "BRO a lot of your viruses are from accessing material like this, is this you?"

    and then they now think their 13 year old son is a gay nigger lover everytime he plays rap music or eyeballs his wife whenever she watches NFL games and just give dude lik ea mental breakdown of sorts
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    Fap to it I guess.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    I think the etiquette is to not bring up the BBC porn and use a more subtle message like "Due to potentially unsafe web browsing habits we found a few viruses" and give them their excuse for them basically.


    Like, for example: "Oh, teenagers get interested in piracy and visit shady sites, so it's possible some porn site or something left something nasty behind. You just might want to keep an eye out for that in the future". They'll either hear the word "porn" and know it's because they watched porn, or just think their kid downloaded something stupid.
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    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ur best bet is to find all their close family members [aunt, uncles, cousins, mother, father, grandparents, even close friends] and either mail them a letter containing all of the wonderful things you saw on their computer OR contact them directly somehow and tell them some shit about internet and porn addiction and set up an impromptu intervention on the people with the computer and when it's all done and over with demand upwards of 7k because you are a licensed interventionist and porn addiction specialist and if they refuse send them some real official looking mail and claim lawyers are going to get involved unless the issue is resolved. At this point offer them a 3k discount because ur such a nice guy and collect ur 4k from them.


    If you need any credentials I'd gladly be a reference and the school of NIS is a world recognized place of study with a diverse classroom catalog and your writing your thesis now on sociology and the connection between internet, sex/porn, and addiction with the subject family being one of your top case studies.



    Flawless plan bruh
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    online is just like real life


    around blacks, never relax
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    Originally posted by AngryIVer I think the etiquette

    ethiquettes are for things that rhyme with it.

    like faggittes.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ethiquettes are for things that rhyme with it.

    like faggittes.

    You spelled "People who want to run a successful computer repair shop" wrong.
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