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Damn junkies flip flop muh tires.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My gf's tires...
    Bought 2 for the front at Walmart but didnt feel like waiting 2 days for them to mount the tires so I took it to a hole in the wall shop.
    Now the tire pressures sensors are giving readings for the opposite side the niggers are on 😡

    Probably a way to reset their positionings so they read on the dash for the side they are actually on.
    Fuckingly overly complicated snowflake tire bullshit.

    I just use a stick lookin gauge and it's not cuz im poor.

    Fuck you.
  2. #2
    *stabs your gas tank with a screwdriver*

    sir we can't let this car legally drive out of the garage in this condition. It's gonna cost ya to get it running again
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  3. #3
    Better to pour maple syrup into the gas tank.
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  4. #4
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bro....


    Your worried about your tire pressure? And the sensors?

    You always have the most hilarious problems for real.


    And yah if I were you I'd just drive the car to the local scrap yard with the title in hand and tell them you'd like to scrap the car because the tire pressure is fucked up. They'll understand I'm sure this happens all the tiemz
  5. #5
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Stick some chewing gum on the side thats riding low thats how the vatos locos do it put a playing card in ur spokes so when u get on that gas chikkin they hear that BIG HEMI PURRRRR
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  6. #6
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    The best part is it's usually not even remotely complicated to reset the TPMS. It's usually a clearly labeled menu option or button, followed by adding air to the tires 1 at a time until it honks the horn.


    Or you could do like any normal person would do and keep an eye on it. It's not like you should have to fill it more than like once every 6 weeks.
  7. #7
    Solstice Space Nigga
    What does tire pressure do
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Solstice What does tire pressure do

    It's actually air pressure within the tire.
  9. #9
    DrugSmuggler Tuskegee Airman [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by Solstice What does tire pressure do

    If it builds up too much the tires commit suicide
  10. #10
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Solstice What does tire pressure do

    It helps maintain the shape of the rubber under load
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