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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Sudo Shut up scron The Prophet (PBUH) looked after his friends daughter at his request and didn't deflower her until a good amount of time had passed and she had matured. This is literally every account that isn't prejudiced

    It's a story...like Lord of the Rings but not as good.
  2. #42
    Fucking ur friends daughter (penis be upin her) does seem sorta not cool though, in a general sense. Thats just my general feeling on the issue. Were they just acquaintances or was that his Road Dawg?
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Sudo Shut up scron The Prophet (PBUH) looked after his friends daughter at his request and didn't deflower her until a good amount of time had passed and she had matured. This is literally every account that isn't prejudiced

    That's not what literally every white nationalist says. So my options are to believe either racists or pedophiles?

    I think either the Saudi Wahabism or ISIS is the only "correct" Islam. Everything else seems like a half measure like modern western christianity but WHAT DO I KNOW

  4. #44
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    They were different times and different circum stances, that doesn't mean it is acceptable behaviour in modern society. There's no hard reason we decide upon 16 or 18 or whatever in most modern societies that was apparent back in 6th century Arabia or similar. For the majority of history, the actual biological line that was used to determine whether a girl was of sexual maturity or not, was puberty. It's only in modern society that we have developed an independent notion of a legal adult and recognised that it shouldn't correspond to puberty. Which is a good thing. Islam is compatible with this increased information and societal change but also provides the framework to understand why it is the case without condemning historical figures by modern societal standards.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive You're more of a phallus witness, because you experienced phalluses going in and out of your asshole?

    yea i witnessed how your uncles and the village head entered and exited your bazi asshole.

    repeatedly.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive They were different times and different circum stances, that doesn't mean it is acceptable behaviour in modern society.

    so you mean moose limps shouodmalso review their stance on pork and alcohol ?

    how about praying loudly 5 times a day ?
  7. #47
    I remember an entire wave of girls in my elementary school got shipped to their "home country" and weren't there for jr. high

    I assume to be child brides.

  8. #48
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea i witnessed how your uncles and the village head entered and exited your bazi asshole.

    repeatedly.

    You mean you experienced your uncle's cock in your ass. And that's gay.
  9. #49
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you mean moose limps shouodmalso review their stance on pork and alcohol ?

    how about praying loudly 5 times a day ?

    No
  10. #50
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive No

    how about perjury ?

    is perjury allowed in east slum ?
  11. #51
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Fucking ur friends daughter (penis be upin her) does seem sorta not cool though, in a general sense. Thats just my general feeling on the issue. Were they just acquaintances or was that his Road Dawg?

    It was his dawg dawg day 1 Abu Bakr, the second Kalif of the Ummah. He asked him to do it because he went on a mission and needed someone to look after her
  12. #52
    IF I DIE ON THIS MISSION OF UTMOST URGENCY JUST MAKE SURE U WAIT A COUPLE SEASONS N NUTT IN MY BABYGURL, AIGHT BRO?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #53
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked IF I DIE ON THIS MISSION OF UTMOST URGENCY JUST MAKE SURE U WAIT A COUPLE SEASONS N NUTT IN MY BABYGURL, AIGHT BRO?

    in shah r luh.
  14. #54
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked IF I DIE ON THIS MISSION OF UTMOST URGENCY JUST MAKE SURE U WAIT A COUPLE SEASONS N NUTT IN MY BABYGURL, AIGHT BRO?

    VERBATIM

    Please forgive me Allah (SWT) I mean nothing but shared understanding
  15. #55
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how about perjury ?

    is perjury allowed in east slum ?

    No
  16. #56
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked IF I DIE ON THIS MISSION OF UTMOST URGENCY JUST MAKE SURE U WAIT A COUPLE SEASONS N NUTT IN MY BABYGURL, AIGHT BRO?

    It was just normal practice in the Arabian peninsula.
  17. #57
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    do u have the balls to behead someone
  18. #58
    Originally posted by STER0S do u have the balls to behead someone

    Yes but I wouldn't do it except for on top of the Chichen Itza because nobody does that anymore. I have seen beheading videos and ISIS fakes theirs, either that or it's a CIA intelligence group faking "ISIS tapes"
  19. #59
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by STER0S do u have the balls to behead someone

    Yeah but usually I use a beheading guy
  20. #60
    Where's the unoffical thread?
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